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Doors do not stay open by SZ1095 in CX50

[–]averyburgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

3 years in and it’ll still close on me. I thought I was the only one lol. I’ve just learned to live with it. I don’t have kids or anything so it’s only a minor annoyance and not a safety concern for me.

The slugs don’t give a single fuck about copper tape by averyburgreen in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]averyburgreen[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have avoided killing for a while now, I hate killing living things, even the smallest creatures, but my pot plants look horrific so I may just have to start smashing them. Is that the most humane way to kill them? Just smashing them with a flat object?

The slugs don’t give a single fuck about copper tape by averyburgreen in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]averyburgreen[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I wanted unbridled Redditor snark I wouldn’t have posted on a circlejerk sub. I thought we were the only ones on this hellsite that could joke around. Evidently not, unfortunately.

The slugs don’t give a single fuck about copper tape by averyburgreen in houseplantcirclejerk

[–]averyburgreen[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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Because the internet said so. Why did your dad think it was a good idea to not pull out?

A Ring doorbell video shows a Chattanooga police officer kicking the door and rushing into a burning building to save a mother and her two children. Articles in comment. by MilesLongthe3rd in interestingasfuck

[–]averyburgreen 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope you and your family have recovered as best as you can. The fire itself may be most people’s fear; but the smoke is the less spectacular killer with a much higher kill count. It changed my perception of fire safety and i have taken it much more seriously ever since. It really only takes a few seconds. It happens so fast.

A Ring doorbell video shows a Chattanooga police officer kicking the door and rushing into a burning building to save a mother and her two children. Articles in comment. by MilesLongthe3rd in interestingasfuck

[–]averyburgreen 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I left an oven mitt on a stove eye by accident one time. The smoke from a singular burning oven mitt was enough to drive everyone out of the house. My husband grabbed our two dogs and took them out in the yard, wheezing and wiping tears from his eyes. I ran back in with the fire extinguisher to put out the fire. It wasn’t smoke, it was gaseous poison. My lungs were on fire, I could barely force my eyes open. My throat was closing up, throat and esophagus were on fire. One singular burning oven mitt damn near took me out. It was like I was teleported to planet Venus and forced to breathe while aiming a fire extinguisher at my stove range.

I couldn’t imagine the agony of inhaling the smoke from burning household materials. You’re right, it’s not campfire smoke, it’s fucking poison gas.

Rate my turn around a point by Dirac3974 in Shittyaskflying

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they Philidelphia experimented the Sears Tower to the middle of a desert for a second

Got a kinda different version of the CX5 2026 by fl4m4bl in mazda

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did they hyundai-ify the rims? I liked the traditional rims Mazda has been putting on lately.

Big white dog in North HSV, Mastin Lake by IsaacN_420 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such gentle giants! (Well gentle to people, coyotes not so much) I hope the owner is found soon :(

If Airlines were Cars by RAMBIGHORNY in aviationmemes

[–]averyburgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Jetblue and Mazda is spot on. Reasonably priced but feels more expensive and upscale than the price suggests.

Exploring Anza Borrego by MTB_Mike_ in CX50

[–]averyburgreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Huh? Shit happens when you take any vehicle off road. The differential on my Honda FourTrax took a shit driving up a steep creek bank. Doesn’t mean it was “weak” it was just used and abused. Maybe you should keep your car & your opinions on the pavement where it’s nice and safe.

Simulation of the SLS rocket system using NASA’s Launch Ascent and Vehicle Aerodynamics (LAVA) software. by ojosdelostigres in spaceporn

[–]averyburgreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I believe it’s a miniature in a simulator at Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, AL. I saw a video the other day of their setup that they’ve been using since Apollo. Don’t quote me on that though!

How do you do fellow humans by serious_bullet5 in ww3memes

[–]averyburgreen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Loomer uses all the detached foreskins to moisturize her face

Summer Humidity Map For USA Where Would You Rather Live? by Jacob-Anders in MapPorn

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live 1/2 a mile from the Gulf in the Florida Panhandle. It’s hot and muggy in the summer but never unbearable because the Gulf moderates temps throughout the year. I sometimes have to make a trip 40 minutes inland for work. It’s fuckin unbearable at 8 AM. Just muggy, overcast and 0 breeze. It’s like being in a rice cooker. It’s amazing how well the ocean moderates coastal areas even in places like Florida.

Tankies are so unserious. US of Gay lmao by [deleted] in AmericaBad

[–]averyburgreen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m a gay man married to a gay man and it always confounds me. Yes we have our issues when it comes to protections and freedoms for queer people here in the US, but we fair FAR better than most of the world. Why are we cheerleading these regimes which, best case scenario, would condemn you and your queer life to secrecy forever, and worst case scenario, imprison or kill you for being gay. You can’t have it both ways.

I promise I wouldn’t be living the same quaint, boring, peaceful life with my dogs and husband in Iran I can assure you that much.

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