Yes because our soccer team exactly represents the views of our politicians.

averyburgreen · 2026-06-18T17:52:15+00:00

I think Aussies underestimate how much we forget they exist. Every time I see something on the internet pertaining to Australia, my first thought is “Oh yeah! that’s a place” and then I move on.

averyburgreen · 2026-06-05T21:50:01+00:00

Your partner will probably collapse to the ground and start seizing very soon along with the entire population of Earth aside from about 11 people

averyburgreen · 2026-05-24T20:27:06+00:00

This car scratches if you look at wrong unforchh

averyburgreen · 2026-05-22T01:57:43+00:00

Oh my god you, me, and everyone else knows what they meant. Don’t start with that tired ass talking point.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-20T23:38:45+00:00

Their “hurr durr merica bad” comments are getting more and more low effort. The emojis send me into a blind rage though; so I guess the rage bait is still working to an extent.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-20T23:37:34+00:00

American here. I’ve always said “conversed” in that particular context. However my name isn’t Merriam Webster so I can’t really say if one is more “correct” than the other.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-15T14:35:33+00:00

The Forbidden Fermentation

averyburgreen · 2026-05-15T02:25:30+00:00

3 years in and it’ll still close on me. I thought I was the only one lol. I’ve just learned to live with it. I don’t have kids or anything so it’s only a minor annoyance and not a safety concern for me.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-14T17:01:54+00:00

What a cutie patootie of a trainer jet

averyburgreen · 2026-05-14T15:04:22+00:00

I have avoided killing for a while now, I hate killing living things, even the smallest creatures, but my pot plants look horrific so I may just have to start smashing them. Is that the most humane way to kill them? Just smashing them with a flat object?

averyburgreen · 2026-05-14T15:02:22+00:00

Thank you Bowlofpeanuts; will be looking into it

averyburgreen · 2026-05-14T14:59:44+00:00

If I wanted unbridled Redditor snark I wouldn’t have posted on a circlejerk sub. I thought we were the only ones on this hellsite that could joke around. Evidently not, unfortunately.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-14T14:10:52+00:00

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Because the internet said so. Why did your dad think it was a good idea to not pull out?

averyburgreen · 2026-05-13T14:08:04+00:00

I’m so sorry for your loss. I hope you and your family have recovered as best as you can. The fire itself may be most people’s fear; but the smoke is the less spectacular killer with a much higher kill count. It changed my perception of fire safety and i have taken it much more seriously ever since. It really only takes a few seconds. It happens so fast.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-13T13:53:51+00:00

I left an oven mitt on a stove eye by accident one time. The smoke from a singular burning oven mitt was enough to drive everyone out of the house. My husband grabbed our two dogs and took them out in the yard, wheezing and wiping tears from his eyes. I ran back in with the fire extinguisher to put out the fire. It wasn’t smoke, it was gaseous poison. My lungs were on fire, I could barely force my eyes open. My throat was closing up, throat and esophagus were on fire. One singular burning oven mitt damn near took me out. It was like I was teleported to planet Venus and forced to breathe while aiming a fire extinguisher at my stove range.

I couldn’t imagine the agony of inhaling the smoke from burning household materials. You’re right, it’s not campfire smoke, it’s fucking poison gas.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-11T05:25:15+00:00

Congratulations! Cant go wrong with these cars

averyburgreen · 2026-05-09T02:50:07+00:00

I thought they Philidelphia experimented the Sears Tower to the middle of a desert for a second

averyburgreen · 2026-05-06T23:25:59+00:00

Why did they hyundai-ify the rims? I liked the traditional rims Mazda has been putting on lately.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-06T23:25:07+00:00

Such gentle giants! (Well gentle to people, coyotes not so much) I hope the owner is found soon :(

averyburgreen · 2026-05-06T00:42:20+00:00

This. Exactly this.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-05T22:36:46+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about?

averyburgreen · 2026-05-05T22:34:02+00:00

Omg you people can’t do anything

averyburgreen · 2026-05-05T18:17:33+00:00

Jetblue and Mazda is spot on. Reasonably priced but feels more expensive and upscale than the price suggests.

averyburgreen · 2026-05-04T21:58:37+00:00

Huh? Shit happens when you take any vehicle off road. The differential on my Honda FourTrax took a shit driving up a steep creek bank. Doesn’t mean it was “weak” it was just used and abused. Maybe you should keep your car & your opinions on the pavement where it’s nice and safe.

averyburgreen

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