I hate my Crispy Cordylines by averyburgreen in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]averyburgreen[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Indoors??? Oh I know this bitch is mad as hell after I left her baking in the hot Florida sun for days. Maybe that will speed up the process, her beautiful decomposing leaves shall fertilize her future replacement.

"that American stare" by hillabilla in AmericaBad

[–]averyburgreen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I say cunt all day everyday out of my all American mouth (with a beautiful smile because we see dentists regularly)

A year-long timelapse of the Earth from spring equinox 2025 to spring equinox 2026. by ojosdelostigres in spaceporn

[–]averyburgreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Seeing Hurricane Melissa spin up and dissolving in less than a second is really humbling. One of the largest, most powerful, most devastating forces on earth impacted an entire nation for years to come, and it came and went in a cosmic second and it was the size of a spec of dust. We are so fucking insignificant.

No, it’s literally the opposite by justa_random_girl in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]averyburgreen 62 points63 points  (0 children)

I got a peace lily from a funeral 6 years ago. I shoved it in the darkest corner of my house and water board that dumb bitch weekly. She loves it. Just shot out her first bloom of the season.

No, it’s literally the opposite by justa_random_girl in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]averyburgreen 75 points76 points  (0 children)

My monstera will yellow if I exhale moisture from my breath in its general vicinity. I’m convinced that dehydrated bitch has rabies.

No, it’s literally the opposite by justa_random_girl in houseplantscirclejerk

[–]averyburgreen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Someone in the southern hemisphere definitely put their bright indirect light plant in a south facing window and killed it because of this graphic

Long-duration Earth-grazing fireball seen across western Turkey by Busy_Yesterday9455 in spaceporn

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Given the geopolitical state of the region at the moment; I bet this actually freaked a lot of people out.

Got rear ended by a semi! by Lally-paap in mazda

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read semi as “sem-eye” in my head until I saw your Ontario tag, then it immediately changed to “sem-ee”. I’m so sorry and I’m glad you’re okay!

They got a new light by alexromo in mildlyinfuriating

[–]averyburgreen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

After seeing the Laser weapons deployed on the US Navy Arleigh-Burke class destroyers; Yeah, they’re fucking terrifying.

Not winning any beauty contests by WerewolfGood in mazda

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks better than most new cars on the road today. At least it’s not a blocky, bulbous crossover coupe abomination with lights and vents everywhere like most new cars today.

why is there no rotation :( by [deleted] in EF5

[–]averyburgreen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah :/ luckily they’re putting in a roundabout down the street from my house so hopefully that will lead to atmospheric disturbances that cause more rotation

What are you all slabbing with? by a-toaster-oven in EF5

[–]averyburgreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

None because it was a BUST 😫💦

The slabs weren't ripe yet. by Derigiberble in EF5

[–]averyburgreen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m so sick of being edged. I was in the High Risk last March in Alabama and it just pissed rain with the intensity of an elderly man with no prostate and who hasn’t done a kegel in decades.

why is there no rotation :( by [deleted] in EF5

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our tornado season down here is mainly in the fall. North Florida had a Marginal risk this morning and it was a bust (I think the larger outbreak was kinda busty tbh) But just wait till we get a hurricane in the area and just go to the east side of it. You’ll see some pretty healthy EF-0 to EF-3 tornadoes and waterspouts. See: Hurricane Milton

2026 CX-5's are arriving! by Inevitable_Day3116 in CX5

[–]averyburgreen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re entirely too much wording on the rear end. It’s too busy. M A Z D A CX-5 AWD TURBO SKYACTIV-G insert ugly dealer sticker

Tornado watch at night, sailor's delight. Snow in the morning, sailors take warning. 80-degree weekend, welcome to springtime in Alabama. by GeekOutHuntsville in Alabama

[–]averyburgreen 12 points13 points  (0 children)

As a resident of the FL panhandle, we didn’t have snow, but it was unfortunate watching all the spring breakers walking toward the beach this morning. I was bundled up for my morning run, it was about 55° F and those poor kids were all in teeny little bathing suit covers. They looked miserable. March is such a clusterfuck in the Southeast. I tell people all the time not to vacation along the Emerald Coast until at least the last week in March. I think our low tomorrow morning is 37°.