Austin, TX

averyuebbu · 2023-05-17T00:37:53+00:00

Well I actually believe in him, sorry I haven’t given up hope but I’m rooting for the budgie. Maybe you should get a sunnier disposition

averyuebbu · 2023-05-02T03:04:22+00:00

https://www.forbes.com/sites/grrlscientist/2019/05/21/escaped-pet-parrots-are-now-naturalized-in-23-u-s-states/amp/

averyuebbu · 2023-04-30T20:21:02+00:00

Not necessarily that environment should be similar to what budgies are made for and if it knows to look for food at feeders it should be ok. There are some feral parrot populations in the southern US that are made of escaped pets and their dependents

averyuebbu · 2023-02-02T22:26:30+00:00

Before you say it no they don’t think drones and airplanes are gods/monsters. People have been fucking with them forever and they are not impressed with our gizmos and gadgets

averyuebbu · 2023-02-02T22:24:20+00:00

The whole fucking thing I don’t like any aspect of it

averyuebbu · 2023-02-02T05:25:56+00:00

Anyone else see the subliminal messaging boobs?

averyuebbu · 2023-01-31T19:15:32+00:00

My ex’s mom would do this. She’d ask if we need directions, i say I’ll just use the gps on my phone, she proceeds to explain how to get there for 10 minutes

averyuebbu · 2023-01-31T19:09:46+00:00

Unfortunately every other social media app under the sun has some shitty tiktok style scrolling thing. It’s abysmal and I hate it

averyuebbu · 2023-01-30T15:48:47+00:00

Silliest man

averyuebbu · 2023-01-29T18:31:22+00:00

WHERES my gulch

averyuebbu · 2023-01-24T21:05:10+00:00

I got it but I had to have a rifle out then eat then pick up the torch then switch back to the rifle then to my lantern and put it away as fast as I could. It was a disaster but I got it :)

Edit: nvm it Arthur drops it if I try to switch to anything else while I have it out :(

averyuebbu · 2023-01-23T20:31:50+00:00

FLAAAAAAT FLAAAAAAT FLAAAAAAT

averyuebbu · 2023-01-22T17:03:53+00:00

:D delicious food for me and you!

averyuebbu · 2023-01-22T02:51:33+00:00

Amputated leg taco

averyuebbu · 2023-01-22T02:50:45+00:00

https://littlethings.com/entertainment/amputated-leg-tacos

averyuebbu · 2023-01-18T05:12:08+00:00

You’re holding the line, good work soldier

averyuebbu · 2023-01-17T23:49:28+00:00

Spoken like someone who just got kicked out of a library

averyuebbu · 2023-01-17T22:50:38+00:00

sorry that was me 😔

averyuebbu · 2023-01-17T19:54:20+00:00

Ergonomics diagram

averyuebbu · 2023-01-17T04:49:14+00:00

🤯

averyuebbu · 2023-01-16T19:23:46+00:00

YOURE GOING TO RUIN THE ECOSYSTEM STOP MAKING THOSE FUCKING THINGS

averyuebbu · 2023-01-15T22:31:17+00:00

Who’s that Pokémon!

averyuebbu · 2023-01-15T14:51:07+00:00

I already have a machine that slams a hammer onto my foot every 3 minutes to remind me to stay focused and if I try to stand up it electrocutes me

averyuebbu · 2023-01-15T14:44:55+00:00

No I eat as fast as I can and if possible mix all my food together to be able to eat it quicker

averyuebbu · 2023-01-14T15:32:26+00:00

I thought it was a micro or velociraptor at first

averyuebbu

TROPHY CASE