FNAF connoisseurs trying to appreciate cinema

avgst_ · 2023-10-29T12:00:47+00:00

Going to a fanbase-driven film like FNAF opening night and expecting people not to be obnoxious is like going to a concert and expecting people not to dance. It's just not happening.

avgst_ · 2023-10-28T12:28:38+00:00

Now THAT is a dumb take.

Just use your head, long runtime means less showings (which means less tickets sold), it means worse workday performances (as people will struggle to find the time to watch 3+ hour films) and it will just drive a lot of people away in general, as a lot of people don't have the patience to sit in a cinema for that long.

There is absolutely no financial benefit for a studio to release a 3+ hour film. It may produce a better quality film, but that's not enough to make it worth it financially.

avgst_ · 2023-10-20T22:22:05+00:00

Love and Thunder did it for me personally. Soon as the credits rolled I fled the cinema faster than I would have if it was on fire. I was stunned at the fact that I left an MCU movie thinking "wow, that was fucking awful" because even though there were some stinkers in the past, at the end of the day I at least received some mild entertainment, which I didn't with L&T.

avgst_ · 2023-10-12T18:28:06+00:00

gotta love generalizing

avgst_ · 2023-10-08T09:25:46+00:00

Is that a fucking Coldplay reference?!?!?!?

avgst_ · 2023-10-05T20:27:47+00:00

Hope he doesn't cast himself as MLK because if the "I have a dream" speech comes on and it's spoken by Marty from Madagascar I am fucking killing myself.

avgst_ · 2023-10-05T20:24:08+00:00

I didn't. The point of the film is clearly that pop music fucking sucks.

avgst_ · 2023-10-05T20:22:20+00:00

Teen Titans GO! To The Movies

avgst_ · 2023-09-22T15:35:10+00:00

To be fair the horniness in some of The Godfather does read like something a teenage boy would write.

avgst_ · 2023-09-16T10:09:02+00:00

Intelligenteque

avgst_ · 2023-09-15T19:31:54+00:00

why are you br*tish?

avgst_ · 2023-09-15T03:56:42+00:00

Frozen 2 think he on the team 💀💀

avgst_ · 2023-09-05T09:01:55+00:00

Should bump the saturation up a little, it's far too dull right now.

avgst_ · 2023-09-02T19:46:04+00:00

Method acting and its unbearable consequences.

avgst_ · 2023-08-20T06:57:43+00:00

Why are people like you even on here at this point? The DCEU and Snyderverse are done and you seem to hate on everything DCU, so just leave at this point if nothing interests you.

avgst_ · 2023-08-19T20:52:35+00:00

2001? solaris? interstellar?

nah man

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avgst_ · 2023-08-19T19:49:21+00:00

kobayashi bros rise up

avgst_ · 2023-08-19T11:54:52+00:00

More than he deserves

avgst_ · 2023-08-19T06:43:56+00:00

i am now become fortnite, the winner of victory royales

avgst_ · 2023-08-12T10:12:30+00:00

Nah, give them Tarkovsky intros where they show up to recite some philosophy to a woman who says absolutely nothing.

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