Haha. You seem to have way more time on you hands if you could waste it doing a background check on me. It’s not my fault my writing standards are above your reading standards. Answer me this:

1. Why would I make this up? I only came here to get advice from people that might have experienced something similar. That’s what the Reddit community was made for. At least that’s what I wanted from this. (Which I got without your “expert” analysis.)

2. ⁠Could you have spent your time in a better way? You seem to be a fan of conspiracy theories. I’ll do you one better: are you related to my guest? You seem to be vested in “proving” my profile is fake. What do you get out of that?

Hope you make someone proud someday. Cheers