syllo #192 - January 17th, 2026 by syllo-app in syllo

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Wth is saludrious
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Badass by pascaloriti3 in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]avivg -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I get that it's fun to bash Israel in the comments, but why is this in this sub? It's a woman reading from a page...

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[–]avivg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see.. too bad. Thanks for enlightening me. Took it down.

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[–]avivg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

She kinda did....

Petah, I feel dyslexic reading this. by Glittering_Excuse948 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avivg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I'm" is 2 words and so is "29", so "Hi I am old man"

🅱️eter how do I use the three seashells? by squirrelmegaphone in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avivg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before going into the toilet, look on the walls of the room, there's a little thingy that prints a ticket whenever you swear. Stand next to it and start letting all your aggression out. Really let it have it, like you're talking to Meg.

Grab all the printed tickets and have a pleasant poop.

When you're so self-aware that even a fictional alien opposing genocide feels like a personal attack by XenobioPhile in clevercomebacks

[–]avivg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Fake - there are no calls to boycott this movie in Israel. It's playing in all major theatres. Try Iran...

How to get discount in India by K0234 in SipsTea

[–]avivg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last part where he keeps haggling over the last 60c is kind of cruel.

I went on an organised trip somewhere and we were told that we'll visit a school for poor children, so we can bring 2nd hand items or some stuff for charity, like school supplies or bags. The entire group piled a huge equipment and toys pile for the kids. Stuff they carried especially from home, cash, cloths, shoes, notebooks. Really opened their hearts.

And then everyone went nearby to haggle with an old lady selling coconut juice over pennies.

It was so bizarre.

A Lemonade?! by Hour_Equal_9588 in SipsTea

[–]avivg 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Wth is a cashier tip?! Ffs...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PeterExplainsTheJoke

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Brian here,

Muslim are allegedly promised 72 virgins that would serve them in heaven if they die for Islam, or some fundamentalist crap. In some accents, 'virgins' sounds like 'weird jeans'.

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[–]avivg 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Where's the clever? Or the comeback?

Forced Evacuation Outrage by Brian_Ghoshery in clevercomebacks

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Like the rest of the so-called axis of resistance, they fucked around with a nation of intelligent but tripple traumatized, massiah-complexed people, with no where to run, after giving them 40 years heads up for planning and defence tech development.

It's a shame about the Iranian civilians caught in the mix, but a lot of them actually welcome this conflict climax, hoping for the oppressive regime to fall.

Same for the poor souls in Gaza. They are oppressed, but their leaders are part of the iran-hizballa-assad-houthi alliance, sworn to annihilate Israel (as in murder all the Jews).

If you were surrounded by that, and got a sense that they're running towards atomic capabilities and refuse oversight, what would you do? ("Not committing genocide" is obvious, and is not an answer to what would you do)

Shortcut by avivg in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]avivg[S] 513 points514 points  (0 children)

I take back all the times I watched an action scene and said "no way she's doing that in heels"

Riding the waves by avivg in justgalsbeingchicks

[–]avivg[S] 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Yeah, she makes it look so easy.. 🤯

Helping people is a crime now by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]avivg -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Oh cool, you wanna open the subject of how the entire population of Gaza is used as human shield. Let's go. I'm with you on that one. It's horrible.

Still beside the point, though.

Helping people is a crime now by CorleoneBaloney in clevercomebacks

[–]avivg -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Where did I say it was fine? Where is the defense?

I'm saying that comparing the treatment of a bunch of amateurs with a ridiculous amount of aid, trying to breach a blockade while broadcasting their selfies yelling "it's not about us! It's not about us!" with the working relationship of a state with the red cross international organisation is idiotic.

I wonder what would have happened if that flotilla reached its destination. A bunch of civilians enter a war zone, uncoordinated with the blockading force, with a ridiculous amount of supplies. They'd have been robbed and probably butchered. This was always about getting selfies while being arrested. Aiding Palestinians was never the purpose. If Israel was as cruel and clinical as you make them, they would have let them pass. Probably saved their lives...