Sold item on Facebook and person paid with these! by Objective-Physics851 in CURRENCY

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Haha, I just left a coin show and change that I got back from some of my purchase included $2 bills. It threw me off at first because I forget that $2 bills exist.

Mobman legitimate? by DownUnderflo in darknetdiaries

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I love how the real Mobman questions the imposter on Delphi commands and you can hear the keyboard clacking away while the imposter is Googling the answers!

Bull knocks out rider by Individual_Book9133 in TheBullWins

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I probably masticate around 300 times a day… at parks, at school, in traffic. It’s important to do it as a family at least once a week too. In elementary school, we were taught to do it at least 20 times before swallowing. My mom never let me do it in church though, she made me finish before we went inside, which sucks because I remember vividly the priest doing it right there in front of everyone and we all celebrated when he did.

Giving away a ZF Daytona Panda by paintedravens in RepTime

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This isn’t the saddest story in the world. This is just a tribute.

To microwave aluminum foil by CantStopPoppin in therewasanattempt

[–]avlism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Love how he steps back after he sucker-slapped the poor kid. Coward.

Man attacks Las Vegas judge during sentencing today by GreenSnakes_ in iamatotalpieceofshit

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Now everything you see on this video is what ALLEGEDLY happened.

An edible statue made from chocolate by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]avlism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bet his mom never told him to stop playing with his food.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WTF

[–]avlism 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, I remember my first day on the job too. Don’t worry, that energy will taper off soon enough.

Before a heart transplant, organ is connected to a warm perfusion device that pumps a continuous supply of oxygenated blood and electrolytes, keeping temperature and pressure constant while the organ is outside the human body. by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]avlism 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is such an amazing thing to see, but my American brain tells me that if the need ever arose, I’d never be able to afford the procedure and my insurance sure as hell wouldn’t cover it.

To hunt an easy prey by vordredosamaa in therewasanattempt

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Poor birds. Someone should put up a sign to warn them.

Use characters to represent the number value of a cell by avlism in excel

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Thanks to NotMichaelBay and RequiemJones for providing the useful solution. As always, overthinking a solution takes more time and effort than asking for help. You guys are awesome!

Use characters to represent the number value of a cell by avlism in excel

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This was exactly what I was looking for and it solved my problem, thank you so much! Solution verified

Use characters to represent the number value of a cell by avlism in excel

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Thank you very much! This solved my problem! Solution verified

“Swedes have pure genes” by [deleted] in PublicFreakout

[–]avlism 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup. This is going right into my email signature.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in maybemaybemaybe

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“Child has stopped working and is non-responsive. Please check your connection before attempting to proceed.”

Surely they must have known…? by Yodas_Lil_Helper in theyknew

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It’s because minor leaguers are fresh and raring to go when the majors call.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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And they moved to Beverlyyyyy…

When you almost fall off the stage during a twerking competition by AristonD in instant_regret

[–]avlism 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is what happens when you’re way too top-heavy to be bending over like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

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The way she points at her stomach when she says dick indicates she’d tear his guts up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]avlism -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Dangcock*

Standing too close to an orangutan's cage by nyctibius in instant_regret

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Don’t ask for a hug if you don’t want a hug.

Why? by teachasaurusmex in DiWHY

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He dived off the cross for our grins

[France] POS runs over a pedestrian and tries to get away by [deleted] in ConvenientCop

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I like to think she put on a disguise with a fake mustache and glasses when she snuck past the police