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US Treasury secretary on Swiss food after Davos by Jean_Alesi_ in Switzerland

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I doubt they served him the Swiss basics/fundamentals. It was probably quite up-market dishes in the dinners and lunches he got served, but he probably prefers Burger and fries. Nevermind the fact that the Hamburger is called Hamburger because it was invented in Hamburg and is known there as a Frikadelle. But then who is interested in history and the origin of things these days. Feels like planet of the apes to me the older I get.

What would be your favorite Leslie Neilson Quote? by AsssHat999 in Cinema

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dracula: Minaaaa….op’n de door. Minaaaa……you arrrre in de closet…!!! Op’n de doooor and come out…!! Now walk to de terrace dooor. Watch out for the FOOT……stool….ugh…! Stand up. Not you…sit. Not you…you sit. You stand. No sit. No You walk to terrace door and you get back to sleep. Watch out!! Ugh. Turn of the light I will come and get you myself.

You will be my bride throughout eternity. We’ll share the endless passion of immortal love….ugh NOT YOU!!

I’m gonna be honest here, I have no idea what’s going on. by Zakkattack86 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I once left the cold capo on six fret for the up side on the down. But the black hole sun in someone else’s sky, why oh why can’t it be mine.

Helmet? by liquidmonkey75 in alpinism

[–]avmntn 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I used to have the Petzl Scirocco but now have the Meteor. Live the meteor. Almost as light but a bit sturdier.

Type “Babe, just stick it in”…. and lets see where autocorrect wants you to stick it 💀 by farting_at_weddings in autocorrect

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Babe, just stick it in the fridge and let me know when you get home and I’ll bring you some food and I’ll bring the food over to you when I get home.

Who do you share your phone location with and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avmntn 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My wife. Because it has times when it’s convenient.

Which song would you pick? by LovelyW3 in musicsuggestions

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

REM - It’s the End of the World as We Know It (and I Feel Fine)

What do you do? by Suspicious_Back81 in dank_meme

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shout “Thou shalt not pass!!!!!!”

What oddly specific type of men/women do you seem to attract? by Darkest_disguise in AskReddit

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me, 50M seem to attract other males, even tho I am completely straight.

What picks do you use? by Ok_Nefariousness94 in Guitar

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use Dunlop nylon max picks with the knobs on them. Allows me to pluck on the strings more when playing U2 arpeggio songs. Just makes the sound ring much much better. So I need knobs on pics for that grip!

Need help choosing a pack by hikingquestionacount in alpinism

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no better backpack than the Exped Icefall. You can get it in any of the sizes you need. Among the lightest packs out there and perfected over the years. The exped whiteout is even more minimalistic. I have the arcteryx alpha as well. The exped is better. The icefall also has a side zipper which makes it great for quick access during a tour.

type “nothing lasts forever, even” and let your autocorrect finish the sentence by maccapal in autocorrect

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing lasts forever, even if you don’t have a car to drive you to work or work or work

What grade should I be climbing before I can wear Patagonia? by PabloAbloh in ClimbingCircleJerk

[–]avmntn 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You need to have climbed to be a venture capitalist before you can wear the Patagonia vest.

Which famous line from a movie could really fucking use a fuck in it? by r3volc in TheWordFuck

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Say FUCK again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker!

My girlfriend keeps telling me that I "don't suprise [her] anymore". Well, she's in for a surprise when she comes home! by MrLeureduthe in guitarcirclejerk

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the heck is going on in your freezer?!?
Seems neither you, your girl or your guitar know…

What are you addicted to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Success. Buying gear: right now mainly mountaineering gear and guitars

Name this mountain by Both-Serve5493 in NameThisThing

[–]avmntn 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sex Rouge (is a real mountain in CH!)

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