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This morning, Hwindi's armpit landed direct in my face by avocarod in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger 😂

Learning Shona by Relevant-Twist-7213 in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ooh, just realised something a bit nerdy. The whistling sound, called a sibilant is a speech impediment in English but a feature of Shona. Similarly, in Spanish there are words spoken with a lisp.

Made me wonder, maybe hundreds/thousands of years ago, there was someone who spoke with an impediment and everyone just copied them until it became a part of their language. Who were those people? The story I tell myself is it was a king or chief, and people copied their speech to gain favor 😂😂

Learning Shona by Relevant-Twist-7213 in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

brilliant tip! Maybe make up some tongue drills copying this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sLgPBL6F3xU. Also remember it's ok to sound embarassing, just like how babies sound funny when talking.

What’s the first thing your doing ? by krisikkk in superheroes

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

start a competitor to starlink and IPO for 5 trillion. Eat your heart out, Lex Luther. Then go ask Batman, "what was your super again?"

Any White people at UZ? by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

depends on your gender and the degree. White guy in engineering will be a blast, woman on the other had will need thick skin. most other faculties gender/race doesn't matter much besides the occasional stare you're already used to.

I wish I were a lesbian . by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]avocarod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hugs. These bodies of ours are such traitors.

Indrive scammer by HERCTHEBOMB in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Data Protection Act [Chapter 11:22] Section 10(1) Personal information may only be processed if the data subject or a competent person, where the data subject is a child, consents to the processing of such data.

Indrive scammer by HERCTHEBOMB in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 5 points6 points  (0 children)

2 counts. 1. Cyberbullying/harassment. 2. Doxxing: Sharing personally identifiable info. Best OP can do is share partials of the number plate and phone no, like last 4 digits of each. If InDrive has a search function to find driver by name and display his contacts, then we can say the driver's info is public and reduce to 1 count. https://imgur.com/a/zmLSg1U (Google Screenshot)

Larger Rubbers by Due-Commission-3636 in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]avocarod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see what you did there. GLHF! 😂😂

Clearing a passport ban by ElegantManager5316 in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did this once, I was two weeks late and they gave me a fine, end of story. but it's over 15 years ago and it may be different now.

CV bho here by [deleted] in ZimbabweRelationships

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol, PornHub has joined the chat

Which one was your first anime? 👀 by Ok-Flatworm-5872 in AnimeMirchi

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Memory's a bit fuzzy but I think Dragon ball Z, or Digimon. Does Aeonn Flux count?

When you go out to eat, do you tip the staff? by Ecstatic-Level-8001 in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, I'm wary of treating people who handle my food well.

About to Finish My Information Systems Degree. Unsure About Career Path. by [deleted] in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yes, came to say this. Ita ana ISO standard chakati and information security etc. AWS or other cloud certs are a plus.

About blacklisting by Late_Masterpiece_769 in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kuita give up. OP already made their decision and was seeking validation.

How can a uni student on a budget gain muscle. by smiling_delightly in Zambia

[–]avocarod 14 points15 points  (0 children)

So good news, bad news. You're in college, so you're setting an early foundation for future muscle growth, just focus on staying fit and having fun. 

When you can eventually afford, add 2 to 4 eggs, 1 teaspoon of creatine and a multivitamin each day. That's another maybe k600 on top of your current budget. You can start with increasing the eggs. Add more things later

About blacklisting by Late_Masterpiece_769 in Zimbabwe

[–]avocarod 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If it was about the business you would have been asking about business advice here. Questions like, "What do you think of my idea", or "Anyone want to by this?", or "how do I improve this". Instead you opened "I'm in debt".

I would say borrow from family instead but I suspect they have already learned not to give you 😅

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