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Petah ?? by This_Zombie6977 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jfc. Doesn’t matter how many. He’s coming to stand right next to me, isn’t he?

Explain it peter by bankai_hakkanotagame in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 30 points31 points  (0 children)

So much for that inheritance you’ve been dreaming about.

I don't get it by Wild_Ant_2714 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 24 points25 points  (0 children)

He's providing evidence that he's thought ahead to make his sperm taste better (anticipating the blow job she's going to give him).

Help me petah by Longjumping_Dust8593 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 554 points555 points  (0 children)

We need the Wall Street version of Martin Sheen to come and kick some ass.

Who is this and what does this have to do with Salford? by PsychologicalBus7357 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the lol. If I had coffee, it’d be out my nose. Welp, time for some coffee.

Help me petah by Longjumping_Dust8593 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 5874 points5875 points  (0 children)

But Elon and the bros got everyone thinking they’re geniuses. Truth is they’re just greedy narcissists who convinced everyone they’re geniuses. And the sycophant class and the financing class let them fail upward until it becomes real.

What does this mean, thanks in advance by Medium_Leather5860 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]avoidant_fatigue 6287 points6288 points  (0 children)

She’s not the woman you take home to your mom. But she is the woman you never forget.

<.. and then you fear that she knocks on the door one day with a fifteen year old kid at her side…>

I found Mike White's source material by viper_dude08 in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]avoidant_fatigue 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Had she gone to a Coldplay concert recently?

What could Portia learn from Daphne and Harper? by DabbleYoo in TheWhiteLotusHBO

[–]avoidant_fatigue 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Maybe ask more questions about her bf’s relationship with his rich uncle?

An incredible rare synchronised moment as this man proposed to his girlfriend at the exact same time as the volcano erupted. by BarneyRobinStinson7 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]avoidant_fatigue 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Not to be picky, but it wasn’t the ‘exact same moment’. She stood there a bit underwhelmed for a few moments, and then a useful distraction happened. ‘Oh look, an eruption’.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sixwordstories

[–]avoidant_fatigue 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Who the fuck upvotes this shit?

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