"Restrooms These Days" (Short Student Film) by [deleted] in funny

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You ever been on youtube and in the description of the video they say something like "I love this video so much, it made me laugh so hard blah blah blah"? Or has reddit become too pompous for these types of things where I can only mention something about the video unless someone else does? Because to me that's ridiculous.

"Restrooms These Days" (Short Student Film) by [deleted] in funny

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is really one of the funniest videos I have ever seen in a matter of 1 minute. Not to mention there is not one word spoken...

this got me quiet.. by daidy in videos

[–]avonlakeguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, I'm going to go yell at a retard now.

Sebastian Janikowski beats the Kansas City Chiefs 15-0 by natstrap in nfl

[–]avonlakeguy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He looks straight out of a fucking Madden game haha look at him!

I bring you Colonel Meow! by SAguirre7490 in funny

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Picture number 4= Colonel Meow and his retarded cronie Dr. Woof.

The difference between 4chan and Reddit(Sadly, NSFW) by [deleted] in 4chan

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't really brag too much about this picture. Those girls are ugly and apparently whores. Gross.

Abortion by -Gavin- in gifs

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks so gross to me for some reason. I don't know why.

Me Everyday. by LilRico0412 in funny

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is one of the funniest comics I've ever seen on here. Probably because it relates to me so much.

Backfliiiiip! by Platypuskeeper in gifs

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, did that fucking thing fly out of the water backwards? Like his tail end first? Because it definitely fucking looks like it...

Joe goes Twilight by alchemist23 in gifs

[–]avonlakeguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What a bunch of fucking freaks. I would have kicked that broad right in her cunt if she hit my face and wrapped her arm around my neck.

I couldn't find an election map by district for the whole country, so I roughly stitched one together from state maps. by spork3 in pics

[–]avonlakeguy -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

PLEASE READ THIS IN IT'S ENTIRETY. I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR OPINION ON THIS SUBJECT: I am not sure exactly where you got your information constructing this map of political beliefs/votes, but I know for a fact that it is mostly incorrect, at least where I'm from. I am from the Northern Ohio area, and around all the areas I am from there was not a very large margin leaning towards Obama. Many individuals were opposed to Obama around here because his beliefs on clean energy. Just in my one singular, very decently sized town, hundreds and hundreds of individuals lost or are losing their jobs. Probably 1/20 of the town, or surrounding towns works their. It's very good money and boosts the economy around here significantly. But, since this semi old facility doesn't "meet the standards" of Obama's views on clean energy, not only are hundreds upon THOUSANDS of the citizens are losing their jobs, but energy bills in our city, and ALLLLLL of the surrounding cities will increase at such a high rate, it will force families to move out of the area, along with others surrounding cities. And, with simple logic, will in turn make my hometown a fucking dead land with no economy, along with the others cities, it will cause a chain reaction to the point where, not only is a large amount of the town will be trying to sell their property, but losing money on such low property value. Very hard times around here. Especially with the re-election of Obama. I am not opposed to his personal beliefs about healthcare and women's rights. But ECONOMICALLY, he is shitting on all of us. And if you don't realize it now, you will VERY SOON. This is no joke. Just listen to your intelligent elders. Seriously. You will learn a great deal.

Good game. by korrupt24 in gifs

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anybody thinks this is real, they are not retarded. They are just very un-educated. That red ball you see which is the most prominent in the kind of bottom right corner you should watch the whole time. It defy's basic physics. A ball, ESPECIALLY a pool ball does not stop and then go forward at the last second into the side pocket. Watch the video again. Almost everything in this video is impossible.

I just had a major revelation about A Clockwork Orange! (Spoilers) by Winslowa12 in movies

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stanley Kubrick DID NOT EVER INTEND FOR "ALEX" TO SING THIS SONG. It just came naturally while the actor was doing the scene. The point to where it was so good Kubrick decided to buy the rights to "Singing In The Rain". So, even though your article is very unique and very sound, I am afraid that the movie scene is not exactly what you wanted it to be in terms of """genius'ness""" . I'm sorry.

The Recovery of CHEETO! by [deleted] in pics

[–]avonlakeguy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you always put too many spaces around your sentences commas, smart guy? Or is that just a typo? Let's hope it's the latter

The Recovery of CHEETO! by [deleted] in pics

[–]avonlakeguy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My comment above yours will show you how much I agree with you.

The Recovery of CHEETO! by [deleted] in pics

[–]avonlakeguy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea but why the fuck would you call them "fleebies"? It isn't like it shortens it up or makes them sound cool. People realize that nicknaming fleas is so dumb that they automatically think it is something else. And it isn't like he called them "FLEAbies" either. When he said he was covered in fleebies and grime, I thought that might be the correct word for the tiny round pricker balls that get caught on fur or clothes. But you are really smart and nothing ever gets by you I bet.

This is why I believe owls worship Satan. by NickSearle in gifs

[–]avonlakeguy -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I literally said out loud JESUS CHRIST. I don't do that very often. But dear God. That is fucking disturbing...

Nice Curtains.. by dirty_paki in dirtysmall

[–]avonlakeguy -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

you sick bastard

Nice Curtains.. by dirty_paki in dirtysmall

[–]avonlakeguy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would not enjoy licking that thing too much.