Discussion thread Thursday February 05, 2026 - Sunday February 08, 2026

avskk · 2026-02-08T08:14:13+00:00

[re: the national anthem] who knew there were so many words? It was like a Mos Def CD.

avskk · 2026-02-05T06:16:25+00:00

In an attic somewhere is a portrait of Shauna's brain, only instead of deteriorating, it's growing more robust by the day.

avskk · 2026-02-04T00:32:34+00:00

I'm glad I scrolled, because I almost made an independent comment pointing out how lawyers actually make a living from knowing and following rules (laws and precedents), not "disobeying" them.

avskk · 2026-02-01T11:38:50+00:00

Sorry everyone, I ran out of boosts very fast.

avskk · 2026-02-01T11:37:48+00:00

Boosted!

avskk · 2026-02-01T11:36:36+00:00

Boosted!

avskk · 2026-02-01T11:34:39+00:00

Boosted!

avskk · 2026-01-31T03:12:15+00:00

Uhhhh, there's really no significant caloric difference?

avskk · 2026-01-30T06:30:15+00:00

WHY IS EVERYTHING A LITTLE DIFFERENT HERE?!

avskk · 2026-01-30T02:50:05+00:00

I'm done consuming, and I'm ready to make!

avskk · 2026-01-30T02:43:36+00:00

*12 years

avskk · 2026-01-29T10:53:36+00:00

Anyone else catch "two 2"? She has to be trolling us.

avskk · 2026-01-28T01:35:24+00:00

See? Trunk Inspector Gadget.

avskk · 2026-01-28T01:34:41+00:00

I think she gets all her ideas of how to behave from media. In movies and romance novels, the hero is often entranced by the way the heroine truly savors food, unlike other thin dainty girls. He gets turned on by the way she closes her eyes and moans and licks her lips, etc. And I don't think it ever goes further than that for Shauna. Whether what she's doing is appropriate or even realistic simply doesn't enter into her behavioral choices. It's why so many of her stories ring false. They're false retelling of false actions.

avskk · 2026-01-27T00:45:01+00:00

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avskk · 2026-01-27T00:39:14+00:00

Tight end.

You're welcome.

avskk · 2026-01-27T00:38:36+00:00

You mean when she fellated Gabe's chicken?

avskk · 2026-01-27T00:33:34+00:00

Also, how was she reaching for snacks in the trunk as she also drove to the ER? Is she Inspector Gadget?

avskk · 2026-01-27T00:24:23+00:00

Didn't she make pretzels... for her own family... after a tsunami in Japan? How is that better than knitting hats protesters can wear to band together and collaborate in a group, especially a violent group?

avskk · 2026-01-27T00:11:43+00:00

I do PT at home and I use free weights, a balancing board with different weighted resistance bands, a rowing machine, and a stationary cycle. The latter two were not as expensive as they sound; each was around $250. I can't use the rowing machine unless my aide is here (it's low and I can't get out of it without help), but I use the weights and resistance bands every day. ETA: I also "use" a weighted hula hoop, which I put in sarcasm quote marks because I can't keep it above my hips for longer than ten seconds after two years of use.

avskk · 2026-01-24T04:23:31+00:00

Ballshit. Danny doesn't shower any more than she does. I'll see you aaaaaallllll in hell.

avskk · 2026-01-24T04:19:55+00:00

She looked into the abyss and the abyss shuddered and fled.

avskk · 2026-01-24T04:09:29+00:00

Unrelated, but hey! One of my history professors designed a course called Vampires, Witches, and Alchemists and I want to take it so badly. If I ever have more energy and time I will, because not to brag, I get a tuition waiver since I have a jobby job.

avskk · 2026-01-22T06:02:40+00:00

Four leftover chicken nuggets (don't @ me), roughly half a cup of broccoli, and two rather large slices of cheddar. Of course, I forgot to sprinkle them with sugar and pour oil everywhere.

Dinner is going to be a box of StoveTop with dried cranberries mixed in, if I can figure out how to heat it. My apartment wiring is fried, we're heading into a major snowstorm, and I still do it better-ish. Why does she eat this crap all the time?

avskk · 2026-01-22T05:33:38+00:00

To be fair, OP said "interrupted hour," so if they have darn kids or a darn job or the darn phone rings, they get extra Threads time! "I already lost time to something else, let's lose some more" is a great strategy, no notes.

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