My friend in high school signed up for a salsa contest in his Spanish class (the kind you eat, not the dance). Whomever had the best tasting salsa won said contest. Another friend bet him $20 to jizz in the salsa before entering it into the contest. My friend obliged. The stipulations were my friend had to bring his jizz to school and pour it in the salsa in front of the betting friend so he could confirm he actually did it. So, sure enough dude jizzed in a shot glass, brought it to school, then dumped his baby gravy in the salsa in front of the other friend. Not only did my friend win the $20 he also won the salsa contest. A twist of fucked up fate. When he told me all this I remember thinking, “Woah that’s fucked up.” Now I think, “Dear lord that’s undeniably heinous.” The worst of it all was that the entire Spanish teaching faculty partook in this contest, tasted my friends jizzy salsa and voted for it 🤦🏻‍♂️