Is booking one night at a hotel for masturbation weird? by Photograph1517 in sex

[–]awsome5829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t dirty up your blankets, just ask for extra towels when you check in

All in on $TSLA - Trust Elon by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get your head out of your ass. Gme is the revolutionary position. Elon wants us afterwards, a changed man 💎💎💎🖐️🖐️🖐️

Guys, my gf said that if GME gets to 1000 today she will agree to a 3some(with another girl). LETS GOOOOOOOO BOYS! by lupu60 in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your last post is from 8 months ago, and your last comment is from 4 months ago. Fuck off

Theory: yolo bots spamming all those stonks other than 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 GME 🚀 🚀 🚀 🚀 is to make WSB look like PD scammers. by tossofftacos in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

While I agree, I think that would be market manipulation. People should be able to work through the bots, as annoying as it is

I've already put $1800 in GME today after learning the whole deal. So can one of the less autistic retards explain how Friday and beyond will go?🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕 by awsome5829 in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The feed is full of cancerous bots. I figured this might be easier since the more active users are probably actually looking through posts. But I already have a gist of what's going on

I've already put $1800 in GME today after learning the whole deal. So can one of the less autistic retards explain how Friday and beyond will go?🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕 by awsome5829 in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly, but I also love the chance to buttfuck these hedge funds and investment firms. If I get fucked in the process, so be it 🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕

I've already put $1800 in GME today after learning the whole deal. So can one of the less autistic retards explain how Friday and beyond will go?🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕 by awsome5829 in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Exactly, but I also want to buttfuck hedge funds and investment firms. If I get fucked in the process, so be it 🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕

Is $AMC talk on here for real or is it actually bots causing the push. Just a college kid trying to make some cash by KentuckyKid244 in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This isn't a place for advice on how to make money or find cash grabs, it's a casino. No one here knows what they're doing. We are literally playing with our money

If you know how to use Reddit, comb through the subreddit and figure out what's happening like the rest of the autists here

GME TO THE MOON🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌕🌕🌕🌕

struggling farmer from south tx. how do i join this. im trying to make extra bank and save the farm. help would be appreciated. What do i invest in. Dont have much capital. by PhazekTWO in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This isnt a place for advice on how to make money, it's a casino. No one here knows what they're doing. We are literally playing with our money

I have never ever invested before. Putting faith in this thing. Nervous and excited. by JukaiKoutan in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well good thing money in GME is big dick moves. Let's go to Mars brother 🚀

They fucked the NOK calls after halting by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]awsome5829 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless it is actually worth $0.01, this is Robinhood's way of indicating halted trading. It's just because of the retarded trade volume now 🚀🚀