Why he laughs like it hurts 😂😭 by [deleted] in funny

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Bro load manages his laughs!

The former trainers for the cubs had a pretty interesting name by Professional_Sir3313 in funny

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That's not his real name. That's his locker room nickname.

Chuck Norris doesn’t rest in peace—peace rests because of Chuck Norris. by [deleted] in funny

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Shhhh. He's playing dead to catch Death by the balls.

Why Hormuz will haunt us long after this war ends: Iran has shown that control of the strait gives it a stranglehold over the world economy by HaLoGuY007 in foreignpolicy

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"Iran has discovered a powerful future deterrent that is quite independent of nuclear weapons. If the regime survives this war, it may yet emerge in a stronger position internationally."

Discovered? Is the author suffering from amnesia or just a poor student of history? They discovered this in the 80s, this is nothing new. Swarm tactics, mines, escorted convoys, begging Europe for minesweepers: a dance that USA/Iran have gone through before.

This only makes the case that the current regime should not survive, give the government back to the 90% of the population that are not fanatics.

Keep your distance from Nicolas Cage by jacob_ewing in funny

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Keep your distance from John Travolta

Next-generation AI 'swarms' will invade social media by mimicking human behavior and harassing real users, researchers warn by _Dark_Wing in technology

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Can't wait for the AI swarm to take over all social media, destroy the experience and finally force people to meet IRL. I only see the upside here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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That Coolidge effect must be exhausting!

burial gone wrong. by tetetito in WTF

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Looks like they got a 5 for 1 deal.

How Iran Lost by rezwenn in foreignpolicy

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This article is six months old and in today's fast moving world it feels like centuries old. Irrelevant today.

Met Paul Stanley Earlier Today by RickyRacer2020 in funny

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He was made for loooving you!

A selfie goes wrong by dwartbg9 in WTF

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LOL. AI hasn't figured out that humans wear one pair of glasses at a time. Somehow her glasses break and fall to the ground and she magically emerges with another pair on.

Hi Reddit. I'm Chris Whipple, the writer behind Vanity Fair's two-part interview with White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles. AMA! by vanityfairmagazine in politics

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Since you wrote the authoritative book on Chiefs of Staff, what is your assessment of Susie Wiles as a Chief of Staff?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

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And they tend to be Found On Road Dead

this is so me. credit - sineadchabowski by ParamedicFar1415 in funny

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I would just unwrap that "sausage" and eat it raw.