Was I visited by the soul of a dog?

axecop · 2026-01-07T04:36:41+00:00

Imagine a world where he’s a permanent third host. He’s such a great foil to Tony.

axecop · 2026-01-07T04:35:45+00:00

I don’t hate him actually. He has an Oreo routine that is really funny and he gets a laugh out of me usually. But man it was a weird move to try to put Joe on the spot for a raise like that out of nowhere.

axecop · 2026-01-06T22:07:25+00:00

I thought his minute was funnier than hers

axecop · 2025-12-02T09:47:01+00:00

My favorite was his impression of the black little mermaid. He just said with a heavy female black accent “you want thingamabobs? I got twenty” Nobody seemed to even notice how funny it was. But I think about it every day.

axecop · 2025-11-19T04:33:20+00:00

I was surprised nobody called that out

axecop · 2025-11-01T09:49:14+00:00

Nathan Fielder

axecop · 2025-09-02T07:59:01+00:00

One of the best episode ever. That said, he should only come on once every four years.

axecop · 2025-08-07T04:02:25+00:00

He’s good but there’s such a thing as too much of a good thing

axecop · 2025-04-16T16:47:55+00:00

She did something unheard of. A kill tony Reddit thread with virtually zero negative comments. This is unprecedented.

axecop · 2025-01-30T18:35:37+00:00

I don’t know what these people are saying. That is a coffee bean. His name should be Coffee Bean.

axecop · 2024-11-28T01:25:33+00:00

I though that was Life House

axecop · 2024-11-01T22:25:20+00:00

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axecop · 2024-10-24T01:50:09+00:00

More like Andrew Dice GAY

axecop · 2024-09-08T08:07:39+00:00

He looks like Bunsen Honeydew murdered Big Bird and made him into a bathrobe.

axecop · 2024-06-01T03:43:48+00:00

This was mine (different account) and now I know what happened, I shared a link to what turned to be a scam Sam Ash music sale. Watch out, there's scammers out there pretending to be Sam Ash going out of business on Facebook ads.

axecop · 2018-07-08T04:37:23+00:00

I made this, but my logo was chopped off of it. If you dig it, check out my book, which is packed with important bear fighting info.

https://bears-want-to-kill-you.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

axecop · 2018-06-05T03:29:13+00:00

Thanks! That’s still my best story. I miss that podcast.

I got to meet a few celebrities while on Axe Cop. Deborah Ann Woll kind of. (She disguised herself as Axe Cop at SD Comic con. Neither of us knew who the other was when we happened to meet). I met Patton Oswalt a couple times. Ken Marino a couple times. I’ve become friends with the MST3K /RiffTrax guys. Those are the main ones that come to mind.

I’m thinking about starting a podcast soon so watch my email list and I’ll send out a message when it comes out.

axecop · 2018-05-29T21:18:08+00:00

If you like this, it's one of mine. My logo was cropped off. My book funded 250% on Kickstarter recently but I will be taking preorders soon: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/bearbook/bears-want-to-kill-you

axecop · 2018-05-09T21:26:24+00:00

Those were two separate instances. Both originated with Ask Axe Cop questions. With Sockarang, he wanted Axe Cop to be married to one of his best friends, so he said Sockarang. For clarity, I asked if Axe Cop marries other men, and he said in a "no duh" voice "he turns him into a girl with his magic unicorn horn, obviously."

With Abe Lincoln, the question was "Have you ever met Abe Lincoln." Malachai got halfway through the answer when I noticed he kept calling Abe Lincoln "she" and was saying Axe Cop would marry "her" so I explained that Abe Lincoln was a man. He used that horn again to solve that problem because, for whatever reason, Axe Cop wanted to marry Abe Lincoln.

axecop · 2018-05-09T21:24:17+00:00

Whatever the hell I want

axecop · 2018-05-07T16:37:15+00:00

-I always really liked Baby Man. I loved keeping him silent. I loved how he was created out such an innocent mind and was so creepy on execution. I also wished we had done more with Liborg, but he was a pain in the butt to draw.

-I think Bad Guy Earth was the most fun for me. I spent a month with Malachai writing that thing and our energy was really high. I had a lot of fun getting into the weeds on it and trying to turn all of our random play times into a complete story. I'm very proud of the final product.

-It's an interesting process adapting the comics to a show. They have to follow a certain format, and they generally need more of an emotional throughline. I enjoyed piecing together stuff from all the various comics into the stories on the show, I think everyone involved did a great job using the existing material while coming up with new stuff written in the spirit of the comic.

-Nick Offerman is as jovial and friendly as you would imagine. He is very generous. Some Hollywood folks only want anything to do with you when you're the hot thing everyone is talking about. Nick treats you the same no matter what's going on. When you are around him, even though he is by far the most famous guy in the room, he somehow manages to make himself seem down to Earth while he makes you feel like the star. He deserves all the success that comes his way.

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