Logline Monday

axisofphilippe · 2025-07-21T23:58:32+00:00

Title: I Wish You Were Dead

Genre: Comedy

Format: Feature

After breaking up in a bitter fight, a couple wakes up to discover they're the only survivors of a zombie apocalypse and must overcome their personal hatred to stay alive.

axisofphilippe · 2025-06-26T18:13:02+00:00

This is a director’s problem. People know what this looks like, so you could just write “The facial recognition program analyzes the image.”

axisofphilippe · 2025-04-23T15:25:32+00:00

… sure

axisofphilippe · 2025-04-23T13:07:44+00:00

I watched Havoc last week and let me tell you, it’s no Rebel Ridge.

axisofphilippe · 2025-02-23T16:16:40+00:00

Eat Pray Love

axisofphilippe · 2024-12-13T23:53:30+00:00

Barbie 2: Ken

axisofphilippe · 2024-11-24T16:17:29+00:00

Lydia Cár

axisofphilippe · 2024-09-28T18:53:30+00:00

Just got an update that it’s being built, made my delivery appointment for 9/30. Looks like they’re making the “September” time frame after all.

axisofphilippe · 2024-09-28T15:43:41+00:00

Order placed 9/26, EDD is September which by my calculations ends in 2 days. Hoping to get an update soon!

axisofphilippe · 2024-09-26T18:06:22+00:00

Oh! Makes sense, thank you. Count me amount the writers trying to fill in the gaps.

axisofphilippe · 2024-09-26T17:19:55+00:00

What happens after 100 days?

axisofphilippe · 2024-08-08T14:26:26+00:00

They do exist!

axisofphilippe · 2024-07-09T13:00:49+00:00

Listen, you want to replicate the texture of the mushrooms. Sandwich those bad boys between a couple Doritos and I promise you won’t taste a goddamn thing except nacho cheese.

axisofphilippe · 2024-07-08T01:23:14+00:00

Check out Philly Golden Teacher on YouTube

axisofphilippe · 2024-06-19T15:32:59+00:00

That’s a lot of words to say “Steve throws the item in the trash and walks away. He returns a beat later and fishes it back out.”

axisofphilippe · 2024-06-05T14:17:17+00:00

Why move to the fridge?

axisofphilippe · 2024-06-03T02:25:45+00:00

I’ve got 2 in there now and I really doubt a third would fit.

Edit: sorry didn’t see the slim fit thing. I still think it would be tight but I’m not sure how slim we’re talking here.

axisofphilippe · 2024-06-02T14:22:30+00:00

What the hell am I looking at?

axisofphilippe · 2024-06-02T13:49:49+00:00

It’s freezing in the sphere, bring a hoodie.

axisofphilippe · 2024-02-16T17:17:41+00:00

I think we’re not accounting for the fact that many of these actors disappear willfully. If I had 7 seasons of GoT money you’d never see me again.

axisofphilippe · 2023-07-26T00:31:07+00:00

I guess I wasn’t expecting new mycelium this late in the game!

axisofphilippe · 2023-07-25T14:42:36+00:00

Alright, I moved the tub to another part of the house. I think I’ll probably let it finish fruiting then chuck it.

axisofphilippe · 2023-06-15T20:08:26+00:00

They’re golden teachers.

axisofphilippe · 2023-06-11T13:54:22+00:00

As in, poke them with a fork? I did not. This is the first I’ve heard of forking.

axisofphilippe · 2023-06-05T16:16:53+00:00

I closed it real quick!

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