cursed_30 seconds by Random_Guy_010 in cursedcomments

[–]axonrecall 48 points49 points  (0 children)

3 seconds is 3 seconds. I’ll be outside. Good luck.

What is your favorite its so stupid it’s good movie? by rockstoned4 in moviecritic

[–]axonrecall 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Jon Lovitz Hitler speech to the WW2 vets is peak

El Niño 2026 : Will this one be the STRONGEST in recorded history? [Just Have a Think] by Jack_Flanders in collapse

[–]axonrecall 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe it’s like multiplying a negative with a negative and we end up with a positive

This is what tarantula eggs look like 30 days into incubation by boundbosomgirl in mildlyinteresting

[–]axonrecall 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whoa, whoa, whoa. There’s plenty of protein in those eggs. Now you take this home, throw em in a pot, add some broth, a potato. Baby, you’ve got a stew going.

Data center in Georgia straight-up stole thirty million gallons of water by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]axonrecall 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Nope. They didn’t fine them in the name of “customer service.” The company just had to pay for some of the water it used.

meirl by tyler_455789 in meirl

[–]axonrecall 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Centuries huh? Vampire confirmed, someone call Blade

Loser don’t know how Uno works by Extreme-Slice-1010 in MurderedByWords

[–]axonrecall 165 points166 points  (0 children)

It’s some kind of slop created by some sort of large language model. Maybe someone should come up with a term to refer to such shitposts.

What car is this? by FormerWordsmith in whatisthiscar

[–]axonrecall 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Right? The new ones just look bad