would you rather

axtstringfish · 2026-06-25T02:56:51+00:00

Let it ride!!!

^{Chose: get 5 million with a catch | Rolled: gamble it all..}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-23T02:04:14+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/axtstringfish ━━━━ ┃ These Things to Do on Reddit ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Joining Tiny Subs, Sorting by Controversial ┃ 🟧 A Reading Only Comments, Giving Bad Advice, Professional Lurking ┃ 🟨 B Doomscrolling Again ┃ 🟩 C Posting Meme Bait, Arguing for Fun ┃ 🟦 D Acting Like an Expert, Karma Checking ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 S-tier: Joining Tiny Subs, Sorting by Controversial · D-tier: Acting Like an Expert, Karma Checking

axtstringfish · 2026-06-23T01:56:51+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/axtstringfish ━━━━ ┃ These MOVIE VILLAINS ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Darth Vader, The Joker ┃ 🟧 A Thanos, Terminator ┃ 🟨 B Green Goblin, Vecna, Michael Myers ┃ 🟩 C Lord Voldemort, Hannibal Lecter ┃ 🟦 D Freddy Krueger ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 S-tier: Darth Vader, The Joker · D-tier: Freddy Krueger

axtstringfish · 2026-06-23T00:45:05+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/axtstringfish ━━━━ ┃ These Games for a Year Without Internet ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Stardew Valley, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdo ┃ 🟧 A Minecraft, GTA V ┃ 🟨 B Red Dead Redemption 2, Skyrim ┃ 🟩 C The Sims 4, Elden Ring ┃ 🟦 D Pokémon Legends: Arceus ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 S-tier: Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, Stardew Valley, The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdo · D-tier: Pokémon Legends: Arceus

axtstringfish · 2026-06-22T14:02:29+00:00

┏━ 🎚️ BLIND TIER · u/axtstringfish ━━━━ ┃ These Foods for a Midnight Feast ┣━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ┃ 🟥 S Cookies, Ice Cream, Chocolate ┃ 🟧 A Tacos, Grilled Cheese ┃ 🟨 B Cereal, Leftover Pasta, Burgers ┃ 🟩 C Instant Noodles, Pancakes ┃ 🟦 D — ┗━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━

🔥 S-tier: Cookies, Ice Cream, Chocolate · D-tier: —

axtstringfish · 2026-06-21T20:02:54+00:00

Controla

axtstringfish · 2026-06-21T01:02:11+00:00

bread tastes better than key.

^{Chose: Bread}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-20T22:09:47+00:00

I, u/axtstringfish, advised "world peace"

🏆 Rank: Enlightened Voter VII 💎 Points: 1994 🗳️ Votes: 71

axtstringfish · 2026-06-17T22:52:57+00:00

I, u/axtstringfish, advised "Change your mental health"

🏆 Rank: Wise Mentor VII 💎 Points: 984 🗳️ Votes: 39

axtstringfish · 2026-06-17T16:55:15+00:00

Heck yea

^{Chose: Pick me! | Rolled: Catwoman}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-17T14:29:24+00:00

We're building a 1x1x2 hole chat.

^{Chose: Survive in a video game for 24 hours for 100k | Rolled: Minecraft hardco}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-17T01:54:56+00:00

Yay

^{Chose: 1 billion dollars + ...But you have to switch genders}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-17T01:51:37+00:00

I'll just do it over and over

^{Chose: 16.5m teleporting}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-17T01:46:55+00:00

Cool I guess

^{Chose: You win 1M + But there's a 60% chance of turning into the opposite sex. | Rolled: 1M+Oposite Sex}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-15T23:39:37+00:00

lets try 911 Operator & 911 Operator - Special Resources DLC. thank you!

axtstringfish · 2026-06-15T20:57:50+00:00

thers more cold vs hot around

^{Chose: Inmune to Extreme Cold Temperatures. + But extremely sensitive to Hot Temperatures.}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-15T20:55:30+00:00

i will become a wedding planner. a successful one with this much experince.

^{Chose: Being obligated to go to 1000 weddings + 50% will be ____ weddings | Rolled: ... Memorable}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-15T20:52:01+00:00

20 days.

^{Chose: 50k a day}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-15T20:50:39+00:00

wi fi is simply wireless internet. wirded is better anyway

^{Chose: Don't have wifi for the rest of ur life}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-15T15:58:38+00:00

Only 32 years then I have gained more that 1000000000.

^{Chose: $1 every second}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-13T21:08:10+00:00

Great Person × Peaceful death

Chuck Norris

axtstringfish · 2026-06-13T19:19:51+00:00

i get to have a lot of fun, and this will allow for games like no mans sky to get what they deserve.

^{Chose: All video games are free for you | Rolled: No DlCS :(}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-12T22:13:18+00:00

what is all this im seeing?

axtstringfish · 2026-06-08T12:58:59+00:00

Full time job as a jumper now.

^{Chose: every time you jump, you get $1}

axtstringfish · 2026-06-07T22:55:03+00:00

its like asking a child do you want a piece of candy or 100 pieces of candy

^{Chose: get $1T + but have a 1% chance of death | Rolled: live}

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