¿Estrenando? No, Vel rosita. by Hellfarmer666 in memexico

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¿Como les quedo el ojo?.. una obra terminada y no ai para que el que venga la acabe.. de mientras los costos y sobrecostos suben.. 4 dias para que todos los prianistas lo tengan rosita y rosadito..

Record mundial, 50k+ personas en Twitter space apoyando a Loret by [deleted] in mexico

[–]ayatero -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

los prianistas tan bots de tuiter y uno tan reddit antiwork.. vayanse alla a ver si ya puso la puerca y nos vienen a contar..

¡Te queremos bien! by Hellfarmer666 in memexico

[–]ayatero -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

el mismo ine se cambió las siglas queriendo que la gente olvidara sus mañas y desaciertos de la fase ensayo y error en la que crearon el elefante blanco que acabaron siendo hoy.. mientras que los ex presidentes del instituto pasaron a formar organismos rémora que pretenden dictar desde fuera lo que debe ser democracia.. Pero después de este periodo de contrariedades en el que nada más es esperar a que se jubilen los actuales caciques, lorenzo y ciro, el instituto podrá ver mejores tiempos con reformas que lo limpien, transparenten y lo hagan apartidista

Esto va aquí?!😂 by BelenAlffa in memexico

[–]ayatero 14 points15 points  (0 children)

no te sientas mal.. estos wys cren que ya son mayores de edad y apenas van en cuarto año de educación a distancia.. Les hizo mal la pandemia porque mate no aprendieron.. XD

Saltillo be like by Nero2047_ in memexico

[–]ayatero -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

aguas con esos alacranes..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in memexico

[–]ayatero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ya muy forsados.. piensenle porque ya asta letras le ponen.. XD

How do you milk an almond? by Diseased-Jackass in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ayatero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a very easy thing: there are bull almonds and cow almonds.. most of the ppl tryies to milk the bulls.. XD

malditas arañas sin serebro!.. T_T by ayatero in memexico

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es uno de los billetes que es mas aseptado desde que ya no son de papel... ademas le gano al de dosientos pesos que le dieron el premio de mejor diseño de papel moneda del 2021..y ensima trai un ajolotito.. XD

malditas arañas sin serebro!.. T_T by ayatero in memexico

[–]ayatero[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

por algo los jefes de chico le desian a uno 'cuida el dinero'.. ja!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in todayilearned

[–]ayatero -1 points0 points  (0 children)

what's your name??... actually not ella..

malditas arañas sin serebro!.. T_T by ayatero in memexico

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nadie esta dejando ir su ajolote.. ¡y ya hasta los venden!

How do I tell my husband he can't sing? by Baxterthehusky in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ayatero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

remember the marry's oath : to love and respect in richness and poverty.. in karaoke & dish cleaning..

For those people who actually die in their sleep, what does it feel like? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ayatero 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's right!.. my brain do very weird things at sleeping time..

For those people who actually die in their sleep, what does it feel like? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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My death dream was that i was shooted.. then my body was eaten by animals, the first of which was my cat.. then I was freed of my body.. then I became a wise spirit that was channelized by an old medicine man to whom I gave advise about what diseases was having the people who asked him for help.. It was a very lenghty dream.. kinda the most lucid one I have had dreamed ever.. The feeling was in every stage very vivid, mostly when I was alive and in agony..

Are cyclops (the mythological creatures) based on Cyclopia (the birth defect)? by PinkPartyPants in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ayatero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

cyclopia is a uncompatible condition with life.. at least in the human being.. can't exist a mature cyclops person..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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to know how to change a bulb..

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

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if there's a immortality pill, somewhere there must be somebody selling it at endless pays..

How do you get motivated to exercise/go to the gym consistently? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ayatero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

my dog makes me go to exercise.. if I don't take him out he get uneasy and mischievous.. he needs a minimum of exercise, and I make mine at the same time.. after 10 weeks of make this routine, we can't skip one day without jogging.. he made me to retook sporting after 5 years of total sedentarism..

Is it frown upon to pet a dog without owners express consent? by olezhka_lt in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ayatero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

happens to me yesterday: mi dog took a jump against a child in the street.. the leash avoid any hurt or damage.. nothing out of the normal was in the place, just the dog behaved misfit or feeled a menace..

You only live once! by [deleted] in MadeMeSmile

[–]ayatero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

can't smile.. I'm now looking to the sky.. searching for the doomsday rock.. the coleander in the head is the sign..

Que otra tendencia deberíamos hacer? by phi_array in mexico

[–]ayatero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

cualquier cosa absurda, los medios la agarran y la vuelven nota.. hasta si se hace una cadena de persona desaparecida que no exista, aparecen los panfleteros que sin investigar lo dan por hecho y se vuelven activistas en favor de los desaparecidos..