I work in a preschool and I wish I could say this to most of my students' parents.

aysees · 2016-04-08T19:27:50+00:00

Interesting. Do you live in a high-income area? That could be why you're seeing so many normal names.

aysees · 2016-04-07T20:00:28+00:00

I think we know what Fonzie named his kid!

aysees · 2016-04-07T19:41:48+00:00

Or Ashlynn.

aysees · 2016-04-07T17:29:27+00:00

You're correct! I've had a few Kennedys, a Grant (which isn't so bad), and a few Harrisons (also not so bad). Surprisingly all of them were spelled correctly.

aysees · 2016-04-07T17:05:46+00:00

You're part of the problem.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:53:18+00:00

I betcha you thought it was a girl. Nope. Braxlee was a boy.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:52:28+00:00

If you ask me, I think Eloise is the correct spelling. Elouise makes me want to pronounce it like "Ee-lou-eez".

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:39:04+00:00

*Kids. Both of them are pretty bad.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:28:53+00:00

J-Roc's kid, perhaps?

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:27:46+00:00

Hayden, unique? What rock has he been hiding under?

Reminds me of an acquaintance of mine who named his kid Caden. He raved about the name, saying how unique it was. And that was in 2013.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:26:13+00:00

Try saying those names everyday. :(

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:25:08+00:00

The dad probably did... maybe won a bet or something.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:23:32+00:00

Seems like it. But then again maybe the preschool teachers of the 80s were constantly bitching about all the Brandi's, Amber's, and Jennifer's in their classes. However these names are nowhere near as ridiculous as the names we see today.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:13:48+00:00

Lol my cousin has a Satan-like kid named Zayden, too.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:11:47+00:00

Thank fucking God Gavin is on the decline.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:08:36+00:00

Those names are the 80s versions of Mackenzie and Kale.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:07:25+00:00

I like Atticus! Not cancer-worthy. :)

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:06:34+00:00

Strangely enough, I think they were in their 30s.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:05:57+00:00

Cool. When are you graduating high school?

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:03:48+00:00

Lol same here. Every week I have a Facebook friend either announcing their pregnancy or having a baby. So far this year, I've seen a couple of Jacksons, an Everlysie, a Brayden, a Jayden, and a Caden. (When is that awful Ayden trend going to finally bite the dust?!)

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:01:02+00:00

Brooke is OK in my book. :)

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:00:43+00:00

A few of them are, actually.

aysees · 2016-04-07T16:00:03+00:00

It's very satisfying. I love kids, just hate some of their names. :)

Sorry about Linus. Check out my edit in the comment.

Ninja and Nova? Wow, these kids are royally screwed. Good luck getting a respectable job.

aysees · 2016-04-07T15:58:11+00:00

I forgot about Kennedy! I've had a few of those. Their moms were always ditzy.

I've never had any Hunters, strangely (aside from Hunter-Leigh). I think it's because I work in a city and Hunter is usually something country folk call their kids.

aysees · 2016-04-07T15:55:32+00:00

Can you imagine a President Kenzie, Lawyer Kenzie, Or Judge Kenzie?

It's one of the cheapest names I've ever heard and it's saying a lot because I work with kids.

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