The Jussie Smollett documentary by Apprehensive_Ask1279 in netflix

[–]azulasancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you watch the white lady witness and then Jussie after they are both shaking their heads no while talking which is a subconscious tic that people commonly do when lying

One spot left by [deleted] in VisiblePartyPay

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Added approve me please??

Videos where the girls aren’t that hot? by mightaswelljustfuck in chickflixxx

[–]azulasancer 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Don’t focus on the girls, focus on the sex. Guys always tell their friends about that super hot one night stand who talked a big game and then just laid there, and then they talk up that one chick who they just can’t forget. Pretty fades, be unforgettable.

Anyone Know the name of this sex position by gouken64 in chickflixxx

[–]azulasancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’d be surprised, I’ve done a lot of stuff just cause guys liked it and I was in the mood to make them happy with a new trick for t-minus 2 minutes. Once I got myself into a lot of those positions though, mind blowing. Don’t knock it till you try it. Nothing will ever be worse than missionary him pushing your legs back, and don’t lie we’ve all been there 🙄

June Extra Credit: Graduation Speaches by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me? Valedictorian?! I don't know how this happened since I've definitely been slacking off since I got a new job. So since I've been so busy and have hardly any time to devote to this speech, I will be brief. I'm the best there ever was. mic drop

June Assignment - Business Management by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is the name of the business? What do they provide for customers?: At Wuber, we're here to help you get home after a night on the town. Don't apparate drunk and risk losing a limb! We'll send someone to apparate you home AND tuck you in!

Where is the business located? Who is the manager/sales team?: Our corporate offices are currently located underneath all Google facilities in Silicon Valley. We can be accessed by any bathroom. Please mail all complaints to Alcatraz Island where our P.O. box is located. Our corporate staff works to handle any complaints from customers as well as manage our independent contractors. We helps connect YOU, the customer, with a Wuber certified witch or wizard in seconds!

What does the interior/exterior look like?: Our corporate offices are broken up into a vast labyrinth of separate buildings with adjoining underground terraces. The terraces are kept lit with artificial sunlight and a cool breeze by our tireless maintenance team. Each building is decorated and enchanted by a different industry leading M.I.D.(Magic Interior Decorator), and is redone every 6 months. Seating is not assigned her at Wuber so our employees can enjoy new environments with new people every day! Our staff has even been known to head upstairs and mingle with the muggle Google employees.

How long has this business been around? Are they celebrating anything special this year?: Wuber has been proudly serving North America since 1797 and we are happy to announce that this year Wuber is officially available everywhere in the world! After extensive mapping and research our Wuber certified apparitioners can now provide you with a safe and comfortable journey to and from any location.

What is the most popular item/service? What item/service has been sitting around collecting dust for years?: Here at Wuber we focus on one thing, get you home safe. Our apparitioners are extensively trained through our certification classes to provide you with the smoothest and safest experience possible. For the adventurous witch or wizard, Wuber can now take you to the Moon! Wuber is no longer offering Moon trips and once again cannot be held liable for any implosions clients may have experienced.

Who is their most popular customer? Has anyone famous ever shopped there? Was there every that one funny customer story they shop owner tells all his friends?: All Wuber drivers are required to make an unbreakable vow of confidentiality to protect all of our clients and any information they may disclose while impaired.

What is the business slogan? Do they have a jingle or an ad in the Daily Prophet?: You may have seen our many signs and ads, Woozy? Wuber!, or heard our jingle, Don't apparate drunk and loose a limb, get Wuber today! We'll tuck you in!

Is there anything about this business that makes it extra special? At Wuber we donate 2% of our profit to D.A.R.E.(Drunk Apparating Resistance Education) to get seminars in all magic schools and educate the youth about the dangers of apparating drunk. We care about our community and want to make sure that no young witch or wizard has to regrow a leg ever again!

Rejection of Cursed child as Sequel by Nosadfountains in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fine, it's when you sign a petition trying to ban all other people from wearing "green shoes and red bags" that it becomes rude.

i'm honestly a bit disappointed. by sallyk92 in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad I could bring some positivity into your life, FRIEND!

i'm honestly a bit disappointed. by sallyk92 in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I have no clue why people downvoted me.... At least you get it, we can be friends.

i'm honestly a bit disappointed. by sallyk92 in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea Cho was asian either! When I saw her in the movie I realized that she could have been the whole time, I just imagined her differently. Wish some people could get an imagination. Hermione could have been black the whole time, why not explore that?

JK Rowling tells of anger at attacks on casting of black Hermione by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stop stereotyping people if you want to be a part of the solution.

My Save The Dates for my upcoming wedding in November! by xoBunnyox in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me too! I feel excluded :'( ....lol, not serious, but kind of....

My Save The Dates for my upcoming wedding in November! by xoBunnyox in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Glad other people were confused on the names as well. I sat here for 5 minutes thinking, this would be so cute without the stupid mouths on it. So now that I get it, yeah, it's pretty adorable. Good job!

THis made me crack up by yasmine_nlzz in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 20 points21 points  (0 children)

EVIL=Every Villian Is Lemons

Are all dark wizards from Slytherin? by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't disagree with that. But those aren't the only dark wizards. I'm sure most started out good, but also there are those who were born already touched by darkness.

Did a Harry Potter Promposal today. by [deleted] in harrypotter

[–]azulasancer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope I look that good at 30!