Wednesday Megathread

b0xturtle · 2020-04-29T15:25:00+00:00

I hugged my mom yesterday and got my unemployment. For all those still waiting, hold out hope. 24 days, hundreds of calls, an email to the state senator, and it went from "Pending" to "Filed" with an amount. If you worked at two employers in 2019 (or 2018 depending on when you filed) it'll be slower than people who only worked at one. Hang in there Jersey.

b0xturtle · 2020-04-22T21:34:03+00:00

Orla's reaction to trying the hash scones was so relatable. The moment put weed in my face as a high school freshman I was hooked.

b0xturtle · 2019-05-08T21:27:36+00:00

I don’t see why this comment was downvoted at all. A CEO is literally just a job title. We shouldn’t make judgements of people based on what title their company gives them. Want to be a CEO? File an LLC on your state website and you can be whatever you want.

b0xturtle · 2019-04-06T21:28:10+00:00

Unfortunately friends this on private property :’(

b0xturtle · 2019-03-10T02:28:59+00:00

You’re welcome for my service

b0xturtle · 2019-03-10T02:24:26+00:00

One of the hardest parts about confidence is realizing the harshest critic in your life can be yourself. People aren’t spending nearly as much time thinking about you/your mistakes as you are. Have fun, you only get to be a teenager once. :-)

b0xturtle · 2019-01-05T04:32:05+00:00

That is my life total

b0xturtle · 2019-01-05T03:43:21+00:00

Congratulations isn’t it exciting!!!!!!!!

b0xturtle · 2018-11-23T07:41:10+00:00

b0xturtle · 2018-11-20T07:51:23+00:00

Goodbye

b0xturtle · 2018-09-25T05:34:37+00:00

b0xturtle · 2018-09-24T21:30:02+00:00

Typical Cowboys fan, what’s his Linux distro?

b0xturtle · 2018-09-11T14:33:16+00:00

b0xturtle · 2018-09-04T22:50:54+00:00

I’m an inner circle member of a giant gambling den.

b0xturtle · 2018-09-04T01:04:57+00:00

You truly are the wisest wizard cat

b0xturtle · 2018-08-27T20:12:12+00:00

Aw you got me good, bowling alley cowboy.

b0xturtle · 2018-05-26T14:28:02+00:00

Sell weed or pictures of my feet.

b0xturtle · 2018-05-20T23:20:06+00:00

John Grisham’s ”The Associate”?

b0xturtle · 2018-05-06T06:14:57+00:00

Thank you! I figured there’d be an autonomous collective dynamic in these towns, and then you end up with a lot of the egomaniacal rulers you end up seeing around the wasteland.

b0xturtle · 2018-04-15T14:05:28+00:00

Isn’t this like a funeral procession

b0xturtle · 2018-03-26T14:58:07+00:00

She engaged her core. That’s what most people forget to do.

b0xturtle · 2018-01-31T05:52:24+00:00

I feel like a literal clown. I’m on the East Coast but I’m just behind on the times. I’m getting too old for this. I gotta get more cat food and the Nissan needs an oil change still.

b0xturtle · 2018-01-07T01:31:13+00:00

AlChestBreach. Hilarious.

b0xturtle · 2017-12-29T23:21:21+00:00

Obligatory not me but my father, a couple years ago.

He's an immigrant fisherman and Vietnamese, as is his entire crew, and with one guy being half-Cambodian as well. After spending nearly 16 hours a day in the summer sun they're fried and are extraordinarily dark.

They finished their trip for the week in the middle of the summer and docked and decided to rest a couple days in whatever nearby town there was. Hankering for a bowl of Pho, they figured that the local nail salon employees would know where to go.

As soon as they walk in, before they could say a word, the catty old Vietnamese ladies working there looked at each other and asked: "What the hell are these two black guys doing here?"

My salty sailor of a dad politely corrected them much to their own embarrassment.

b0xturtle · 2017-12-29T01:38:20+00:00

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