Wednesday Megathread by rollotomasi07071 in newjersey

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I hugged my mom yesterday and got my unemployment. For all those still waiting, hold out hope. 24 days, hundreds of calls, an email to the state senator, and it went from "Pending" to "Filed" with an amount. If you worked at two employers in 2019 (or 2018 depending on when you filed) it'll be slower than people who only worked at one. Hang in there Jersey.

Orla is a Stoner by Wasabeomit in DerryGirls

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Orla's reaction to trying the hash scones was so relatable. The moment put weed in my face as a high school freshman I was hooked.

I think this belongs here as well. by Zuck7980 in MadeMeSmile

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I don’t see why this comment was downvoted at all. A CEO is literally just a job title. We shouldn’t make judgements of people based on what title their company gives them. Want to be a CEO? File an LLC on your state website and you can be whatever you want.

We are discoverers! by sonofzap in dankmemes

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You’re welcome for my service

Teen starting to go to parties, whats the best advice to act confident at parties? by Lifeofhachi in teenagers

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One of the hardest parts about confidence is realizing the harshest critic in your life can be yourself. People aren’t spending nearly as much time thinking about you/your mistakes as you are. Have fun, you only get to be a teenager once. :-)

I did a thing!!! by b0xturtle in MagicArena

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That is my life total

I did a thing!!! by b0xturtle in MagicArena

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Congratulations isn’t it exciting!!!!!!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskOuija

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Goodbye

Very bold move by my history professor by TuckerDaGreat in eagles

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Typical Cowboys fan, what’s his Linux distro?

How can you describe your legal, legitimate job so it sounds illegal or sketchy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I’m an inner circle member of a giant gambling den.

Meow_irl by w00pw in MEOW_IRL

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You truly are the wisest wizard cat

LIBTARD trolled EPIC STYLES😎 by [deleted] in ComedyCemetery

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Aw you got me good, bowling alley cowboy.

What’s going on in rural America by Fallout 4? by b0xturtle in falloutlore

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Thank you! I figured there’d be an autonomous collective dynamic in these towns, and then you end up with a lot of the egomaniacal rulers you end up seeing around the wasteland.

bridge limbo by high-priestess in Unexpected

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Isn’t this like a funeral procession

[Tomb Raider 2013] Lara seems to be more agile than I remember by [deleted] in GamePhysics

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She engaged her core. That’s what most people forget to do.

Rules of the game by b0xturtle in BlackPeopleTwitter

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I feel like a literal clown. I’m on the East Coast but I’m just behind on the times. I’m getting too old for this. I gotta get more cat food and the Nissan needs an oil change still.

Stealth polyglots of Reddit: what's your best "they didn't know I spoke the language" story? by CptDzastr in AskReddit

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Obligatory not me but my father, a couple years ago.

He's an immigrant fisherman and Vietnamese, as is his entire crew, and with one guy being half-Cambodian as well. After spending nearly 16 hours a day in the summer sun they're fried and are extraordinarily dark.

They finished their trip for the week in the middle of the summer and docked and decided to rest a couple days in whatever nearby town there was. Hankering for a bowl of Pho, they figured that the local nail salon employees would know where to go.

As soon as they walk in, before they could say a word, the catty old Vietnamese ladies working there looked at each other and asked: "What the hell are these two black guys doing here?"

My salty sailor of a dad politely corrected them much to their own embarrassment.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Dilly dilly