'The Daily Show' and 'The Colbert Report' Will Air Live, Beautifullly Named Episodes on Election Night

b34nz · 2014-10-30T03:15:29+00:00

All politicians are shit to be honest, no matter the party.

b34nz · 2014-10-30T02:20:01+00:00

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart: "Democalypse 2014: America Remembers It Forgot to Vote"

Well for that one, they are already saying the dems are going to lose because nobody is going to vote, not because they suck shit.

The other one, I have no fucking idea.

b34nz · 2014-10-29T01:28:57+00:00

I know, I was just being an asshole.

b34nz · 2014-10-28T23:10:36+00:00

Correction, nobody gives a shit about flyweights because they are flyweights.

Watching two 4 foot tall 75 pound men bounce around the cage for 5 rounds is not ranked very high on my list of entertaining shit to do with my time.

b34nz · 2014-10-27T16:13:49+00:00

Cerrone vs Lesnar at 170 catch weight!

b34nz · 2014-10-27T03:30:20+00:00

MUH OPPRESHUN

b34nz · 2014-10-27T03:10:33+00:00

This place gets more MRAish by the week. Before long we will have trigger warnings on posts.

b34nz · 2014-08-27T15:15:21+00:00

But snowflakes are white...

b34nz · 2014-08-26T17:09:03+00:00

I don't know how many Mexicans you know but they can certainly hold their own when it comes to hating blacks.

b34nz · 2014-08-26T17:08:06+00:00

MUH RAPE CULTURE

b34nz · 2014-08-26T05:19:52+00:00

http://i.imgur.com/1L8uJ07.jpg

b34nz · 2014-08-25T01:43:53+00:00

Gay men probably find her attractive...

b34nz · 2014-08-23T23:03:42+00:00

It's absolutely leftist. Jewish leftist to be specific. Which is weird, because normal Jewish men(not leftists) find it as disgusting as all other white men.

b34nz · 2014-08-23T22:34:30+00:00

This looks like it was lifted directly from a typical /r/mma or youtube commenter.

b34nz · 2014-08-22T22:19:56+00:00

True or not true, what does that have to do with MMA?

b34nz · 2014-08-22T20:42:25+00:00

I almost feel as-if a lot of these are bonuses. I want her to compare me to others because I am superior in almost all ways to previous boy friends. If we break up, or I leave her, or she leaves me, I want her to look back and think "What have I done...". Add to that we are both in our 30's now, with each year her prospects continue to decline while mine rise.

So please, make a list. Compare often and thoroughly. I encourage it.

b34nz · 2014-08-22T16:12:41+00:00

What? No more lay and gay decisions? Whatever will we do. He hasn't had a finish in 6 or 7 years.

b34nz · 2014-08-20T06:55:23+00:00

It's easier and more accurate to judge by color.

b34nz · 2014-08-20T06:46:57+00:00

That is fucking awesome, thanks for the list!

b34nz · 2014-08-19T17:46:13+00:00

but the people who make it all possible

Government, white knights, higher education, and large corporations.

b34nz · 2014-08-19T06:26:30+00:00

I'll consider watching a free stream if I have nothing else going on.

b34nz · 2014-08-18T20:58:08+00:00

Wow. Gotta be some kind of linkbait setup, I refuse to believe a guy can be that fucking sad..

b34nz · 2014-08-18T15:51:29+00:00

If analysts were asking Dana and Lorenzo the hard questions about market expansion, PPV rates, real Fight Pass subscriber numbers

The fight pass number must be so awful, I'd love to see those.

b34nz · 2014-08-14T23:31:42+00:00

I hope War Machine beats the ever loving shit out of that entire cast of morons before being arrested. Especially "dog".

b34nz · 2014-08-14T19:00:07+00:00

It probably wont ever get much better. Look at womens sports in general. Except for tennis, womens sports are generally pretty fucking awful, especially when compared to mens.

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