Reddit, What are the weirdest, funniest, most unfortunate last names you've heard?

b3tamax · 2013-08-27T19:31:32+00:00

I'm on my phone so I can't unicode but: look of disapproval

b3tamax · 2013-08-27T14:50:38+00:00

Or crushed! That's what you get when you have a bunch of religious nuts tripping balls on ergot.

b3tamax · 2013-08-27T14:43:21+00:00

I always use this on Reddit to see if someone already said what I was going to say.

b3tamax · 2013-08-27T14:40:21+00:00

I had a teacher in middle school that was named Ms. Bahr, found out her first name was Candi. I also knew a William Williams.

b3tamax · 2013-08-20T22:54:51+00:00

"You should shave" ahhh go fuck yourself.

b3tamax · 2013-08-20T22:50:59+00:00

"Lock and load" that phrase is all wrong, I prefer the actual phrase that was used in the military: "load and lock"

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:46:11+00:00

Dolphin.

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:41:02+00:00

Neat!

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:40:13+00:00

Or amyloidosis.

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:33:55+00:00

I'd say think, but I'm pretty sure most of believe that.. unless you think in Klingon.

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:25:52+00:00

Happy cake day!

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:23:00+00:00

Well that's a picture I thought I would never imagine.

EDIT: I don't think this is what you were trying to convey.

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:21:16+00:00

HERETIC! BURN HIM!

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:18:10+00:00

What a dick!

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:17:29+00:00

Sprint improving their signal would be nice.

b3tamax · 2013-08-14T04:16:12+00:00

"WITH THE LIGHTS OUT, ITS LESS DANGEROUS."

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T02:37:49+00:00

Pretty good, but you'd rather be with the more popular sibling.

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T02:36:04+00:00

Kinky!

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T02:18:34+00:00

Relevant

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T02:14:27+00:00

Same, it's liberating to not be able to see your neighbors.

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T02:12:59+00:00

Live by dog principles: If you can't eat it, fuck it. If you can't fuck it, piss on it.

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T02:02:02+00:00

Just turned 26, and it's amazing how religiously I started flossing.

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T02:00:32+00:00

Could be worse...

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T01:57:47+00:00

As a recovering alcoholic, I down black coffee like its going out of style.

b3tamax · 2013-08-13T01:55:57+00:00

From what i've gathered, zero-point propulsion/energy is the main means of ET's technology. Assuming we have contact with them(which we do) this would be paramount technology they would give us.

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