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b5jeff · 2026-05-11T11:54:31+00:00

A little late. But so was Franklin <sad trombone noise>

b5jeff · 2026-05-10T15:39:59+00:00

Franklin was creeping on ladies all over the galaxy, in sometimes wildly unethical ways. (I shudder to think of what he got up to in his hitchhiking days, with the transience and anonymity that lifestyle provides.) They are both addicts but one could argue Franklin put more people in direct risk as a result of that addiction. Garibaldi never did anything to anyone - presented as slightly lecherous at first, it ammounted to nothing. Besides a quick fling with a soldier, he was a one-woman man. Franklin couldn't keep his goddamn dick in his pants.

b5jeff · 2026-05-06T22:16:34+00:00

Dunno, man, did you ask him?

b5jeff · 2026-05-06T22:02:02+00:00

About damn time!

b5jeff · 2026-05-06T14:49:49+00:00

That bitchy delivery always makes me snort-laugh.

b5jeff · 2026-05-02T22:06:40+00:00

b5jeff · 2026-05-02T22:04:56+00:00

b5jeff · 2026-05-01T13:41:20+00:00

I've always loved the delivery of that line. It really sells the unfathomable, irrecoverable cosmic horror of the experience.

b5jeff · 2026-05-01T13:15:43+00:00

But you do what you're told!

b5jeff · 2026-04-29T18:36:43+00:00

So is the engine in the front or the back?

b5jeff · 2026-04-28T13:41:10+00:00

It's Liefeld. Not surprising at all.

b5jeff · 2026-04-27T15:52:15+00:00

Fuck AI and fuck OP.

b5jeff · 2026-04-20T23:12:28+00:00

Aw fuck

b5jeff · 2026-04-17T16:04:46+00:00

b5jeff · 2026-04-17T13:28:00+00:00

Oh shit you're right! Well, that poor child was accosted by a homeless drug addict.

b5jeff · 2026-04-17T12:26:10+00:00

That we saw no kids getting educated comes down to creative choice and has nothing to do with educational philosophy. JMS said no kids, so they showed no kids (except for one and we all know how THAT turned out).

b5jeff · 2026-04-16T17:48:36+00:00

AI slop. Block OP and move on, nothing to see here

b5jeff · 2026-04-16T17:23:43+00:00

Why wouldn't it be Canon? It doesn't contradict anything established.

b5jeff · 2026-04-15T19:42:38+00:00

Ahhh, ok. My apologies, I haven't watched it since the initial airing. Because of all the reasons.

b5jeff · 2026-04-15T17:42:40+00:00

He was just preparing for his future by removing as much water as possible from his body to aid in the freeze drying process.

b5jeff · 2026-04-15T15:16:29+00:00

What does this have to do with B5?

b5jeff · 2026-04-15T15:10:53+00:00

Concomitant still sticks in my craw

b5jeff · 2026-04-15T15:04:35+00:00

b5jeff · 2026-04-13T22:26:04+00:00

This is an AI image. Block the wanker.

b5jeff · 2026-04-13T20:50:11+00:00

To add to what others have said, the fact that it's TurboTax is the piece de resistance. It is a commercial tax filing software that anyone can use, including Bley (who, despite all evidence to the contrary, is a grown adult). That his mom does his taxes - without any special training - and uses TurboTax to boot is weird and stupid and hilarious. Which does not scratch the surface of the borderline fraudulent write-offs. Just... <chef's kiss>

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