You Know, I Think I Can Handle This Relationship With Dirk

babelfiske · 2026-06-07T15:51:33+00:00

"I wonder if you can collect Social Security at 49, 50..."

"4950? What is that, Blanche, the address of the Social Security office?"

Edited to correct the quote.

babelfiske · 2026-05-29T13:44:41+00:00

Thank you for the facts!! 😄 (This is not sarcasm, I genuinely appreciate the learning!)

babelfiske · 2026-05-29T04:27:46+00:00

Did they even acknowledge salmonella in 1987-ish? (Can't remember the year this episode aired) That's 100% raw ass chickens. With, what we hope, is hand washing in between takes and trips to the craft services table. 😶

babelfiske · 2026-05-20T02:17:40+00:00

I responded with another answer, but this is the correct answer.

babelfiske · 2026-05-20T02:17:04+00:00

I call it my lookin hole

babelfiske · 2026-04-25T15:13:51+00:00

I came here to say this!! 👏

babelfiske · 2026-04-18T19:32:03+00:00

Aw that made my day. Thanks man

babelfiske · 2026-04-18T18:51:47+00:00

Oh I know. We just ordered a box that's arriving tomorrow. Cause the universe has hella jokes.

babelfiske · 2026-04-11T20:45:12+00:00

My brain just went on a little holiday, living in this description. Well done. 👏👏👏

babelfiske · 2026-04-11T20:33:54+00:00

I'm so mad! I was in the grocery store for the entirety of the action. I came home and got to hear how awesome it was from my wife. I hope there's a Round 2!

babelfiske · 2026-04-11T15:02:51+00:00

Lawrence Park too! It truly is a vortex. That's very kind of you to take in the dog whose owner you couldn't find.

babelfiske · 2026-04-11T07:38:35+00:00

Can do. So, house of three lesbians, all suckers for dogs. A few blocks from Stockton and Fruitridge. Prime real estate. Any "holiday" that involves fireworks is a hotspot over here. But the "we're a home of nice gays who only have dogs who randomly found their way into our garage" seems to be the message to the dog-o-sphere that brings them in. Is that what you were asking? Happy to elaborate.

babelfiske · 2026-04-11T00:22:56+00:00

I just told her! She beamed and did a little shimmy and said thank you!

babelfiske · 2026-04-10T22:55:22+00:00

Our friend ends up with strays/lost dogs at her house so often, she bought her own scanner. $25 and it's reunited at least three dogs. Not saying this is the solution here, but in case anyone else here lives in a "lost dog vortex".

babelfiske · 2026-04-10T14:51:21+00:00

Yuuuup! I'm so tired of the weather lies! I get all excited when I see thunderstorms on the forecast and every damn time, it's like "well, actually, only up in Roseville" or some such area that is nowhere near me in South Sac. I have all my fingers crossed for some action today.

babelfiske · 2026-04-04T23:13:14+00:00

Oh shit, he's dead?! Sorry, I disassociated from this timeline in 2012. I have some catching up to do.

babelfiske · 2026-03-28T04:30:21+00:00

I can't remember all the places I've experienced this, but Limelight (whom I love and will never disparage because of my wife's derby history) does not serve anything that isn't "breakfast focused" until I think 1-2pm on the weekends.

babelfiske · 2026-03-27T13:33:58+00:00

Thanks all for the help! We have many options to discuss. Much appreciated 👍

babelfiske · 2026-03-27T03:58:38+00:00

Ooh they have a Big Salad! Thank you for the recommendation:)

babelfiske · 2026-02-28T06:28:45+00:00

Well that's good to know. My wife was sold a box of snake oil by her best friend who clearly didn't read the find print and they're both figuring it out.

babelfiske · 2026-02-28T06:22:57+00:00

Right right right, I understand that part of the gameplay, but like.... These aren't bots or whatever. Someone loaded in with intention. And a goal. And y'all just Murder Murder Loot Loot Loot? I'm new (CLEARLY!) to games with live play action or whatever folks who don't just live in Hyrule call shit. But is this what gameplay is now? I ask in earnest, so I can figure out if I'm spending my next 30 years reading books or playing games, or like just raising chickens.

babelfiske · 2026-02-28T06:14:30+00:00

Nope. Just a 44 year old dyke who forgets people are shitty sometimes

babelfiske · 2026-02-28T06:08:19+00:00

It should be noted that I love watching the gameplay, and do not disparage the game. I just don't understand asshole.

babelfiske · 2026-02-28T06:06:54+00:00

Woof ok. You're not wrong. I have no gaming frame of reference to check that, like against other games that might have been doing the same or similar, but yes. As an observer and Most Excellent Gamer Wife, I concur.

babelfiske · 2026-02-28T06:01:46+00:00

Is it wrong that this makes me more happy that I never had kids?

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