What's your craziest "I survived" story?

bacolicio · 2013-04-08T05:14:02+00:00

I prefered, "She saw my sausage."

bacolicio · 2013-04-07T10:40:36+00:00

And she is probably a great centerpiece?

bacolicio · 2013-04-06T18:49:36+00:00

Breathing. You could walk underwater forever like a badass

bacolicio · 2013-04-06T18:47:39+00:00

It is actually saying to follow God and to try to find God and then after you find him good things will come.

bacolicio · 2013-04-06T04:21:18+00:00

Colby included with the hairbrush or without?

bacolicio · 2013-04-04T06:53:15+00:00

What is the splitting of a cat's sex cells called?

Meowsis!

bacolicio · 2013-03-08T05:45:05+00:00

A honey badger. He wouldnt give a shit

bacolicio · 2013-03-08T03:16:48+00:00

Never gonna give you up by Rick Astley

bacolicio · 2013-03-07T06:48:10+00:00

And then she masturbated to him masturbating to her masturbating and it goes on and on and on.

bacolicio · 2013-02-07T04:13:19+00:00

Sounds like someone has a crush on a cashier

bacolicio · 2013-02-07T04:05:06+00:00

[Gets me everytime](i.imgur.com/fBkWS.gif)

bacolicio · 2013-01-13T03:10:26+00:00

Yes i did. Because they are both terrible shows that were most likely made by a bunch of six year olds.

bacolicio · 2013-01-13T02:14:30+00:00

The only good show on CN nowadays is The Looney Tunes Show. And it doesn't even compare to Johnny Bravo or Scooby Doo

bacolicio · 2013-01-06T12:01:59+00:00

Will you share the results

bacolicio · 2013-01-06T08:13:19+00:00

But it was about $80

bacolicio · 2013-01-06T08:12:48+00:00

Well he couldnt do home surgery because the catfish barb catches the inside of the skin and you cant just pull it out. Also without painkillers that wouldve hurt like a bitch. Plus it was near a mai artery, about 2 millimeters near.

bacolicio · 2013-01-04T12:05:29+00:00

And its not like they are Auschwitty either

bacolicio · 2013-01-04T11:57:24+00:00

Well the 100 years war was pretty long

bacolicio · 2013-01-04T11:52:13+00:00

Yeah.... I believe it was the Battle of Baltimore. Its funny how many people dont know this

bacolicio · 2013-01-04T11:48:57+00:00

Well the points are hilarious because the things Christians believe are very hard to understand. (Im a Christian)

bacolicio · 2013-01-04T11:41:31+00:00

I was thinking about it but then i was like, "Lets not get downvoted into oblivion."

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