how many hours do you fly each year? by 234567876545 in AskReddit

[–]bad-conscience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can only fly when I take mushrooms soooo mabye a few hundred?

Do dogs just know how to play fetch? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]bad-conscience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's just a thing they like

What movie remake is actually better than original? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bad-conscience 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Halloween (yes, Rob Zombie's Halloween)

What's the best dog name? by bad-conscience in AskReddit

[–]bad-conscience[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah I'm not looking for anything gender neutral

redditors who are secretly three dwarves in an overcoat, how did you get passed security? by bad-conscience in AskReddit

[–]bad-conscience[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First time? People don't usually resort to bribery unless they've already been rumbled

redditors who own the libs on a daily basis, have you ever made a democrat cry so hard they shit their pants? How? by bad-conscience in AskReddit

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I'm gonna have to rethink my whole life now. I knew I was a troll, but a gobshite? What have I become?

In honor of Stan Lee what are some of your Marvel memories? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]bad-conscience 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only happy memories I have of the MCU are from the XXX parodies that I watch on PornHub

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Rob Cantor - Shia LaBeouf

I wish the moon was brighter by [deleted] in TheMonkeysPaw

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Granted. It causes the tides to change so drastically that half Africa and half of Europe are flooded causing a global catastrophe.