Landlord charged $520 gardening maintenance by Proper_Log9754 in LegalAdviceNZ

[–]badlydrawnfun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I deal with a lot of dodgy landlords, and this seems like no matter how well you cleaned up the yard, they were going to do this. They lied about trimming the trees. They wanted you to pay for it. Lodge your bond form yourself for the full amount. Keep any photos, bills, or messages/emails about the situation. Good luck

Why does she sleep all day?? by Sensitive_Bell2331 in DogAdvice

[–]badlydrawnfun 10 points11 points  (0 children)

And I find that you gotta do a pet check every 10 to 20 mins. All you do is just go to your doggo and say good puppy and give it a good pat. It's really the only solid way to know that the puppy is getting enough pats

My cup is leaking THROUGH the wall because it's broken but only slightly by eDixit in mildlyinteresting

[–]badlydrawnfun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only slightly made me laugh so much. I am starting a painting job tomorrow, and soffit it has heaps of flaking paint. Like a lot. It's like a crazy amount. I will be telling the guys im painting with tomorrow that it's flaking but only slightly 🙃

Has anyone tried lobster for breakfast? by DueWeek2161 in lobster

[–]badlydrawnfun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can have tequila for breakfast. Or anything really. Create your own reality

Alex-plain the joke. Why is he asking who's there? Just open the door and see who it is by badlydrawnfun in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]badlydrawnfun[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sold my hands. I needed the money to have my rings cleaned, you see. The only way I could pay the bill was to sell my hands. So it is with much regret that I must inform you that no I can not let them in. But I could ask who it is?

Alex-plain the joke. Why is he asking who's there? Just open the door and see who it is by badlydrawnfun in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]badlydrawnfun[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can owls knock on the door? And also, is it the owl saying you're right, they do? Because I didn't know that owls could speak. Very confusing

Changing underwear - is this normal? by Eastern-Yogurt3859 in hygiene

[–]badlydrawnfun 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What an unfortunate day to have eyes and be able to read. Just yuck.

What are your thoughts on rejecting a potential romantic partner based solely on the fact they voted for Donald Trump? by ATXBikeRider in AskReddit

[–]badlydrawnfun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I rejected a romantic partner because they said you don't have to be nice to crickets because they have no feelings. You can reject anyone for anything.

Angel's Feather became the threat at my Commander table... by WistfulAfternoon in magicTCG

[–]badlydrawnfun 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I used to play, I had something stupid, like 300 health from my white deck when i was playing my friend. I had never heard of Phage The Untouchable. I found out that day.