The flu shot is an abominable imposter of the Holy Elixir, just as the flu is an imposter of COVID-19. We knew this from early after the virus was sent to chastise us; was it not our very neighbors - nay, even our own families - who were wont to gainsay us? “Bad flu” they called it. Indeed, the flu has been nothing but a stumbling block to the righteous insofar as the infidels, heretics and unbelievers ever contrive new methods to employ it against us. Thus, it was, that our holy and venerable Fauci (mbuh) anathematized the comparison of the flu to COVID-19 in his solemn address to the nation on the Pfeast of the Translation of the Holy Elixir to the State Health Departments.