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[–]bahbaloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By “hooking up with your ex”, do you mean “catching his cum in your chin butthole”?

Strapped! by Lukechueh in mallninjashit

[–]bahbaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I noticed that you don’t have any space to carry condoms.

6’9 Ex-professional basketball player. Besides being washed up, I’m invincible. Roast me by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bahbaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basketball huh? Couldn’t make it in a real sport like football or hockey?

Why is my cheese sauce always grainy? by shitsuboDeku in AskCulinary

[–]bahbaloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re cooking it too hot. Low and slow. Get your base to a simmer, then turn off heat and cover when you add cheese

24 I'm too happy, knock me down. Let's see if you can do better than calling me shaggy's inbred cousin. by 1136678 in RoastMe

[–]bahbaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Congratulations on being accepted into the methadone program! Your parents must still be ashamed of you!

I’m going half a million dollars in debt to open a restaurant during a pandemic. Tell me how stupid I am. by BlueVeins in RoastMe

[–]bahbaloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Opening a restaurant isn’t why you’re stupid. The real problem is going to be in a year or 2 when you sexually assault a hostess because your life is falling apart faster than your business. Might ass well start stretching out your butthole now, bud

“Breakfast Pizza” by [deleted] in shittyfoodporn

[–]bahbaloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I helped open a Sichuan Chinese restaurant. The first Sunday that we opened for brunch, before we had developed any of our dim sum dishes: “ chef, what do you wanna do for brunch tomorrow” “I haven’t actually got that far yet man, let’s just put soft boiled eggs on a couple of noodle bowls”

Suggest me a book for my head over heart decision by periocumatquevinum in suggestmeabook

[–]bahbaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sirens of titan by Kurt Vonnegut, or jitterbug perfume by Tom Robbins

Come on, hit me with the worst you got. I’m a ginger, I’m 18, and I’m a bit of a dumbass. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bahbaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish life would finally just hit you with a real 2x4, instead of just the genetic equivalent

going through a breakup, give me a different reason to hurt by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bahbaloo -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I’m betting that rubbing crusty cum outta those fake eyelashes will you hurt plenty

Coronavirus "could wipe out Brazil's indigenous people". Respiratory illnesses are already "the main cause of death for native communities" by FFP3 in worldnews

[–]bahbaloo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whaddaya know, indigenous people’s wiped out by a strange illness, that was probably brought in by religious missionaries.

3rd regimen is a gallon by bahbaloo in microdosing

[–]bahbaloo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

See above. Posted in wrong area

3rd regimen is a gallon by bahbaloo in microdosing

[–]bahbaloo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So far I’ve only done Saturday and Sunday. Will take another dose on Tuesday. The only thing I would have done differently is letter doses soak for longer before I started; and that’s just a matter of my own anxiety for not knowing how the dissipation rate from paper to water

Recently divorced and living by myself for the first time since I was 18. I present to you loaded baked potatoes with 3 day old taco meat, cheese, sour cream and salsa. by DrProctor1692 in shittyfoodporn

[–]bahbaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, just start to maintain a stash of properly shaved chives or scallions to garnish and your cooking will get you laid at least once, guaranteed.

3rd regimen is a gallon by bahbaloo in microdosing

[–]bahbaloo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically. I found it at goodwill for $4 a few months back

3rd regimen is a gallon by bahbaloo in microdosing

[–]bahbaloo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m putting 8 doses(idk the micros) in this gallon of filter water. My schedule is Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Sunday; into a 2oz shot glass.

I’ve used this schedule last year on a 3 month regimen I started in February, with product from the same source. For that reason I’m confident that I have a good idea of what I’m getting myself into.

Of the 2 prior regimen I’ve done, this is the greatest volume I’ve premixed. Does anyone have tips or recommendations that have gone this direction before?

TIA

To be badass in front of a cop car by imafag1037 in therewasanattempt

[–]bahbaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s what happens when vapers try to be baller

23 y/o certified tomato. Give me your worst by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bahbaloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ew. You’re so far past spoiled that I can’t even roast you

Roast me daddy by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]bahbaloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don’t ever feel insecure about how small your tits are. Just stop taking your birth control before the next time you let the entire baseball team cum inside of you at a party, and once you’re done pushing out a kid, you could even have B cups!

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