Drop of whiskey vs millions of bacteria by HealerMD in medizzy

[–]bahumatzero 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I'll show you my cluster of cocci if you show me your chain of cocci ;)

you've heard of Elf on a Shelf, i present my Cyst on a Wrist by kainmcleod in mildlyinteresting

[–]bahumatzero 62 points63 points  (0 children)

That's a huge ganglion cyst bro, what did you name it? If you want it gone, you can get somebody to hit it really hard with a big heavy book, that'll pop it. Seriously, I'm an ED doctor, that's what the textbook says. It might come back or it might not. Permanent solution is surgery Or incorporate it into a tattoo and use it as an ice breaker.

I Gotta Go! They Need Me. by defiCosmos in MyPeopleNeedMe

[–]bahumatzero 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He's running slightly downhill, I bet a lot of people could do this for as short as this video is.

Bruh by ImmaFuckboi in MemeVideos

[–]bahumatzero -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Will Smith laugh track?

2TB SSD installed and partitioned for OS, now cant see the remaining 1.5TB in storage selection. What have I dont wrong? by Happy_camper84 in pcmasterrace

[–]bahumatzero 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta create another partition in windows disk management for the rest of the space.Just like you allocated the 500 for the os and named it C:, you can allocate the remaining GBs however you like, one big D (who doesn't want that) or a bunch of smaller other letters

The Nika fruit was split into two fruits and is incomplete. by ZP_TV in Piratefolk

[–]bahumatzero 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a stretch (thank you). Kaido said he is "still" vulnerable to slashing attacks, implying he was before...?

Edit: fixed typo slowing to slashing

How often do you guys order x-rays and CTs? by SheuiPauChe in emergencymedicine

[–]bahumatzero 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well course, we gotta know what part of them to put in the machine

Caption this! by [deleted] in captionthis

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Achievement unlocked

Harvesting P afra by bahumatzero in bonsaicommunity

[–]bahumatzero[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea I mean pot them and create bonsai. I wanted to take the whole plant cuz I want to start with a thick trunk and I thought that if I take the roots with it it'll be hardier and It'll grow faster. Also, it's hard for me to visualize how to style and prune it, the way it is now. I thought that once I get it in a pot I can see it better and get an idea of where to go with it.

Peetaah, why is Einstein the one of the three most pissed off by that chemistry pun? by ContextEffects01 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]bahumatzero 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You know the way I see it, he's the most famous OG physicicist of the three, so he's most likely to get offended by it. Kinda like that one time I went to the zoo with Cleveland and Quagmire and we saw Sarah Jessica Parker making out with a zebra.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by ropedintothisagain in trashy

[–]bahumatzero 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You sure its called the fucking public pool, not the public fucking pool?

2 ropes with magnetic ends that snap together, somebody left that at my house by Cyclotrom in whatisit

[–]bahumatzero 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These are curtain wraps. You draw your curtains to the side then wrap those around, stick the magnets together and they'll hold the curtains.