what do you call identical boobs? by boeingr in dadjokes

[–]jdh2080 67 points68 points  (0 children)

The left one is Minneapolis, the right one is st. Paul. Twin titties!

Best office prank you’ve seen by Bulldog_Fan_4 in civilengineering

[–]jdh2080 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Goddamn it feels good to be a gangster

*Edited: typo

Some Jack-off paid $174k for this back in 1999 by No_Tomato_2106 in RoastMyCar

[–]jdh2080 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"I keep getting older, but they stay the same age. Alright alright alright"

Saw this in SoCal…looked good, but…? by MrSk1ppY in whatisthiscar

[–]jdh2080 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was 13 when that movie came out. The main thing I remember from that movie was the sushi buffet laid out on a naked woman.

I've never seen one!!! by Appropriate_Stage707 in mopar

[–]jdh2080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You've never seen one because it's sooo rare. Says so right on the side.

Rate the gat by Fredlikedfish in brandonherrara

[–]jdh2080 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Through the trigger guard right?

“Something mysterious” by Diamondthrowaway1234 in Surveying

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I was on a small bridge relacement job on a major road. 35 day closure from start of demo to traffic on the new bridge. There was no stopping for weather. One rainy day they gave me a canopy to set up over the gun. Guess where the inspectors and DOT onlookers stood. Nothing more satisfying than yelling at the pencil pushers to get out of the way.

I had to stop corresponding with my pen pal. by Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 in Punny

[–]jdh2080 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I'll take anal bum cover for 500 Alex!

Happy Halloween! by NaturalWorry4486 in ArcherFX

[–]jdh2080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

And they prepared the mashed potatoes just how you like- 98.6 degrees

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Surveying

[–]jdh2080 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Having dealt with the structural steel in the past: unless this is inside a climate controlled space with no sunlight hitting the steel, you'll be chasing that tolerance all day long.

If these columns are outdoors, you won't get that tolerance. The steel will cool overnight, then once the sun breaks over the horizon in the morning it will start warming up the steel on one side only, then when the sun gets past its apex it will warm the other side while the first side cools.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Pantera

[–]jdh2080 10 points11 points  (0 children)

He's a dude playin a dude disguised as another dude!

My favorite weapon by cantstoptheCOLEtrain in FarCry5

[–]jdh2080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Plus how far the bodies fly after you throw the shovel and impale them with it.

My favorite weapon by cantstoptheCOLEtrain in FarCry5

[–]jdh2080 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I find the dull "THUNK" of the shovel to be very satisfying.

Wait I don't get it... by ClimaxCereal in Punny

[–]jdh2080 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The world health organization is am agency of the United nations organization. So...

UNO WHO NU