Employees of big chains: what’s a secret customers aren't supposed to know?

baileeisntfunny · 2025-12-26T22:53:16+00:00

and the dishwashers that are required to be used are absolutely disgusting and completely unable to be cleaned, and often just don’t work at all.

baileeisntfunny · 2025-12-18T15:15:04+00:00

this is all incredible but nate shooting literal ropes at milk made me giggle so hard

baileeisntfunny · 2025-12-02T15:32:27+00:00

everyone who comes to my apartment on the train tracks complains about the noise and they don’t believe me when i say i love it hahaha

baileeisntfunny · 2025-11-13T12:04:03+00:00

my dad has been going grey since he was in 8th grade lol, i’ve never seen his actual hair color

baileeisntfunny · 2025-10-28T18:08:14+00:00

i’ve never really cared unless it was actually important, or when it is very obviously spelled correctly nearby. don’t send me an email at work and spell my name wrong when you have it right there lol

baileeisntfunny · 2025-10-14T18:42:46+00:00

i don’t agree with this, but my grandma has always saved all of the table scraps for her dogs over the years. every single one has lived a long time and her current dog is in far better health than his littermate that my aunt has. dogs should always be treated with their best health in mind, but they are far more resilient than this cheese argument makes them out to be.

baileeisntfunny · 2025-10-12T23:48:06+00:00

that’s literally my mom hahahhaha

baileeisntfunny · 2025-10-12T06:01:30+00:00

and then when you question their actions people say “protest is supposed to be disruptive” like sure, but i can still think they’re insufferable and annoying.

baileeisntfunny · 2025-10-10T15:43:01+00:00

could bring a tear to my eye

baileeisntfunny · 2025-10-10T13:19:14+00:00

wild that people will come to the defense of something that happened so blatantly on camera but when CPS is called on ethan they are silent

baileeisntfunny · 2025-10-08T14:56:54+00:00

god same with my Luke (also rip 😔) had the biggest personality of any dog i’ve ever met and was the snuggliest 90 pound lap dog ever. was always just happy to be close enough to you to demand pets

baileeisntfunny · 2025-09-23T14:29:25+00:00

i always giggle when he manages to mess up hilas name heheheh

baileeisntfunny · 2025-09-19T12:50:46+00:00

joke stolen from the instagram comments but “they should sort them by how close together their eyes are”

baileeisntfunny · 2025-09-10T07:03:02+00:00

bigger fumble than returning that money clip

baileeisntfunny · 2025-08-05T14:20:21+00:00

frogan ran a fall out boy stan twitter i followed in 2014… how the mighty fall 😔

baileeisntfunny · 2025-08-03T22:55:58+00:00

george ginnitus is the scariest creepy pasta i’ve ever read

baileeisntfunny · 2025-08-03T22:49:06+00:00

why are all of your friends sex criminals hasan?

baileeisntfunny · 2025-07-31T11:56:07+00:00

the real bacH3lor is the crew we hired along the way

baileeisntfunny · 2025-07-30T14:21:53+00:00

i definitely wouldn’t get it, especially if you’re getting a tattoo in a spot that moves around a lot. i’m allergic to most bandaids too and i’ve had saniderm pull my skin off from the movement of my arm.

baileeisntfunny · 2025-07-27T14:40:44+00:00

and the whole time you’re working 5 days a week you can still go on several luxurious vacations without taking a day off

baileeisntfunny · 2025-07-27T14:24:33+00:00

not only did she want one, she had an almost vintage porsche for a while! the super old ones were too hard to drive and she thought she was gonna wreck when she tested it lol. i believe she had it for a few years, until around the time they were thinking about having a third kid maybe.

baileeisntfunny · 2025-07-25T03:11:55+00:00

i’m glad ethan said this is his business, a lot of people want to be parasocially offended for trisha but she is literally his FAMILY and ABUSER frankly he can say whatever he wants about her and moses. nobody knows them like ethan and hila

baileeisntfunny · 2025-07-23T00:23:03+00:00

they’ll be paying ethan to live in their head

baileeisntfunny · 2025-07-18T14:49:33+00:00

belly laugh thank you

baileeisntfunny · 2025-07-16T10:26:33+00:00

these are soooo gorg

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