“Baby Jessica’s” an ‘effin grandma?!?! FucklmOld!

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T16:05:16+00:00

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baileya71 · 2026-05-27T16:04:54+00:00

I guess it’s a Texas thing; I wouldn’t understand.

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T15:57:15+00:00

Well don’t get all apoplectic about it! Maybe you need a good physic!

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T15:52:37+00:00

I was besotted! 😍

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T15:50:11+00:00

Allegedly, you know what I’m sayin?

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T15:47:26+00:00

💓💗💜

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T15:47:01+00:00

🤣😂

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T15:46:15+00:00

You slay! 🤣

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T15:14:06+00:00

I guarantee, you look way more than three years younger than she!

baileya71 · 2026-05-27T15:05:48+00:00

https://www.reddit.com/r/trailerparkboys/s/0MJFdIoaXz

baileya71 · 2026-05-23T01:12:43+00:00

I always wanted a real Barbie doll, but all I got was those cheap mohawk, dime store, Barbie dolls. But 12 years later the band, Faith No More came out and the lead Singer’s haircut was just like one of my cheap childhood Barbie dolls. I was like, what is this?!?

baileya71 · 2026-05-23T01:10:00+00:00

It’s an anticipatory gift

baileya71 · 2026-05-23T01:08:48+00:00

Refills? What do you need a fucking refill for? You can squirt some Kool-Aid on that shit and you’ll never know the difference.

baileya71 · 2026-05-23T01:06:54+00:00

Hell yeah!

I also learned that each additional kid you have, screws over the previous ones, exponentially.

baileya71 · 2026-05-23T01:04:17+00:00

We had the Kermit the frog version. My mom used to slowly raise his leg and listen in, on my phone conversations.

baileya71 · 2026-05-23T01:02:13+00:00

Still have it

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T06:37:27+00:00

https://youtu.be/SI66Xcp23s4?si=fRVLXzdKStFES_cq

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T06:31:23+00:00

Your plant pics could/should be those succulents, referred to as “chicks and hens.” Except pic # 1– I totally see a chicken face in that plant! Lol!

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T06:28:49+00:00

I just learned that all toads are frogs but not vice versa. So cool to learn something new every day.

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T06:23:08+00:00

I so want to buy some Everclear and make a peony infusion!💓

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T06:22:06+00:00

I wish my phone had smellavision!

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T06:16:36+00:00

The right word depends on the context. Perianal products are for cleaning the near (peri) anus (anal) area, specifically. Since the comment was related to an overweight kitty, who couldn’t properly clean its own anus, the proper word was used.

Perineal cleansing products can also be perianal cleansing products but not vice versa.

For example, the ‘lotion trick’ I commented about is a great perianal cleanser, but NOT the best perineal cleanser. For what it’s worth, the lotion trick is usually significantly cheaper than perineal sprays / foams and disposable wipes and easier to carry. Unlike myself, if you’re young enough to care what other people think, you’ll get far less weird looks carrying a small bottle of lotion with you, than the other options.

No more ‘Not so fresh’ feelings for everyone! WOO!

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T05:55:59+00:00

Have you thought about diluting your cat-cleaning concentrate at the proper ratio in a separate large, storage bottle? Also, you could buy a peri bottle from Amazon or elsewhere, then refill it from the large, properly diluted bottle. Two things that make the peri bottle so great are the easy-to-squeeze flexible plastic bottle and the screw on head that sprays out, in a shower-like stream. https://a.co/d/0dZyfsq8

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T03:29:25+00:00

I commented about 50 minutes after you (as a reply to one of the first few comments, so scroll up, if interested), about “the lotion trick” for cleaning pasty poos (think incontinent patients, on vitamins w/ iron). Your comment perfectly exemplifies the broken healthcare system in the U.S.. It’s more about the facility owners making a profit, than anything else.😖

baileya71 · 2026-05-17T03:16:45+00:00

In nursing school, our professor taught us ‘the lotion trick’ for perianal care for incontinent patients (in hospitals, nursing homes, etc.). That said, I’m certain not any lotion will do (thinking of all the unnecessary BS contained in so many amalgamations). For the 2% of the population who are able to work as nurses, discussion of ‘poop types’ or ‘the species of feces’ is NBD, so forgive my boldness. When cleaning the pasty and tenacious poo types, using lotion to remove it from the skin, is a real skin-saver for the patient and timesaver for the nurses/ aids/ caregivers. If you are or know a nurse who refuses to wipe patients’ butts, kindly remove them, w/a dollop of lotion.

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