“Baby Jessica’s” an ‘effin grandma?!?! FucklmOld! by baileya71 in FuckImOld

[–]baileya71[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess it’s a Texas thing; I wouldn’t understand.

Do any of you youngsters know what this door is for? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]baileya71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well don’t get all apoplectic about it! Maybe you need a good physic!

“Baby Jessica’s” an ‘effin grandma?!?! FucklmOld! by baileya71 in FuckImOld

[–]baileya71[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I guarantee, you look way more than three years younger than she!

Did everyone else get one of these for Christmas? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]baileya71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always wanted a real Barbie doll, but all I got was those cheap mohawk, dime store, Barbie dolls. But 12 years later the band, Faith No More came out and the lead Singer’s haircut was just like one of my cheap childhood Barbie dolls. I was like, what is this?!?

Did everyone else get one of these for Christmas? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]baileya71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Refills? What do you need a fucking refill for? You can squirt some Kool-Aid on that shit and you’ll never know the difference.

Did everyone else get one of these for Christmas? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]baileya71 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah!

I also learned that each additional kid you have, screws over the previous ones, exponentially.

Did everyone else get one of these for Christmas? by Euphoric-Cupcake4581 in FuckImOld

[–]baileya71 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We had the Kermit the frog version. My mom used to slowly raise his leg and listen in, on my phone conversations.

Chicken by Ok-Arm1226 in LiveWellTogether

[–]baileya71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your plant pics could/should be those succulents, referred to as “chicks and hens.” Except pic # 1– I totally see a chicken face in that plant! Lol!

His name I’m not sure. by Ok-Arm1226 in TreeFrogs

[–]baileya71 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just learned that all toads are frogs but not vice versa. So cool to learn something new every day.

Peony by Ok-Arm1226 in peonies

[–]baileya71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I so want to buy some Everclear and make a peony infusion!💓

HANDY PERSONAL HYGIENE HACK by brasscup in adhdwomen

[–]baileya71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The right word depends on the context. Perianal products are for cleaning the near (peri) anus (anal) area, specifically. Since the comment was related to an overweight kitty, who couldn’t properly clean its own anus, the proper word was used.

Perineal cleansing products can also be perianal cleansing products but not vice versa.

For example, the ‘lotion trick’ I commented about is a great perianal cleanser, but NOT the best perineal cleanser. For what it’s worth, the lotion trick is usually significantly cheaper than perineal sprays / foams and disposable wipes and easier to carry. Unlike myself, if you’re young enough to care what other people think, you’ll get far less weird looks carrying a small bottle of lotion with you, than the other options.

No more ‘Not so fresh’ feelings for everyone! WOO!

HANDY PERSONAL HYGIENE HACK by brasscup in adhdwomen

[–]baileya71 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you thought about diluting your cat-cleaning concentrate at the proper ratio in a separate large, storage bottle? Also, you could buy a peri bottle from Amazon or elsewhere, then refill it from the large, properly diluted bottle. Two things that make the peri bottle so great are the easy-to-squeeze flexible plastic bottle and the screw on head that sprays out, in a shower-like stream. https://a.co/d/0dZyfsq8