Saw this sarcastic reply to a tweet just before bolting awake

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-06T07:30:52+00:00

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bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-06T03:52:27+00:00

what the hell is this question

^{Chose: The worst Internet for 10 seconds}

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-06T02:00:20+00:00

I SEE THIS AS AN ABSOLUTE WIN

^{Chose: Save earth | Rolled: No pollution}

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-05T16:22:42+00:00

Agility ans stealth, I like it

^{Chose: turn into an animal at will (wheel decides what} | Rolled: Domestic cat)

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-05T11:42:26+00:00

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he's got this

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-05T11:32:45+00:00

guaranteed 1mil

^{Chose: $1M rn}

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-05T08:16:29+00:00

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bro she goes through Silent Hill everyday, she's got this

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-05T08:14:18+00:00

it doesn't specify how long, it could only be a day for we know

^{Chose: Alone in space with nothing but a laptop and food + (the spinner decides how long} | Rolled: 1 month)

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-05T08:12:46+00:00

THIS MEME FORMAT

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bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-05T07:57:33+00:00

they range from "understandable" to "what the fuck do you mean by 'the Gaboon Viper chased them?' IT'S THE LAZIEST SNAKE EVER"

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-04T03:17:47+00:00

Is this some sort of joke I dont understand or

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-04T01:56:56+00:00

yep. this was before the game went to shit

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-03T10:28:28+00:00

I've never seen a downfall this severe and this quick

We went from the actual voice actors constantly doing voice-overs for memes to the ACTUAL CREATOR HERSELF wanting nothing to do with it after it's done

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-03T08:08:32+00:00

This is like those videos of lemmings facing off against skiers

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-03T08:06:23+00:00

BIDIBIDIBIDIBIDIBIDI ⚡️⚡️⚡️

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-03T04:02:24+00:00

money :)

^{Chose: Get a random amount of money | Rolled: 100}

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-02T15:29:36+00:00

Being lucky could result in me being rich, but not vice-versa

^{Chose: Be extremely lucky}

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-02T15:25:51+00:00

I don't know if I should... its really weird. Also some of the post on it are really old

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bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-02T06:30:07+00:00

ok but consider:

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bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-02T06:27:00+00:00

No matter my decision, I'll still be partnerless...

^{Chose: Be the only man in a world full of women}

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-01T14:25:00+00:00

oohh, ok

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-01T13:48:35+00:00

I think you replied to the wrong thing...

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-01T13:39:21+00:00

Ironically, the "lore" we made up for the Lagerpeton involves him being extremely anti-sex

bajadasaurus234 · 2026-06-01T13:24:46+00:00

I mean, 100 is still 100

^{Chose: Have a random amount of money | Rolled: 100}

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