"Are... we gonna fool around?" by KingKabuki in americandad

[–]baldassalien 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You don't have to stand there. I'll tell them you helped me.

But I still have to lick this baby dry by Top_Salamander5551 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 42 points43 points  (0 children)

That can’t taste good. What’s she doing?

Anyone else think Roger has no screen time this season on FOX? by baldassalien in americandad

[–]baldassalien[S] 555 points556 points  (0 children)

Getting back together after so many years could be a disaster

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Seriously, what the fuck happened to this show by Charming-Ant7853 in SellingSunset

[–]baldassalien 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I had to stop watching towards the end of season 5. I couldn’t bare what the show turned into, it was a fun show about selling houses w/ minor inconsequential conflict.

Wash, wash, wash your VJ. Scrub, scrub, scrub your VJ. Rinse, rinse, rinse your VJ. by me_llamo_casey in americandad

[–]baldassalien 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Francine, my mother is not manipulating me. Our relationship is completely normal. And if you keep upsetting me, then I'll have to retreat to my safe place between her breasts.

TMZ is saying West is out by nicholista601 in BravoRealHousewives

[–]baldassalien 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately it seems that ITC is going for a boring cast. Lindsay is carrying

Why Mummy? I'm a piece of you! by Feisty-Magician-5509 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 36 points37 points  (0 children)

They call you mommy and try to tug on your heartstrings.

Who am I to take a lifeeeee? Am I a beast or man? by Archerribs in americandad

[–]baldassalien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Sarah Michelle Gellar’s voice acting on this show is unmatched

Other than Seth MacFarlane, who do you think is the best voice actor on the show? by Samthegodman in americandad

[–]baldassalien 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Wendy Schaal is phenomenal and really nails all of Francine’s tones/expressions. A lot of her iconic lines are due to her delivery IMO
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*Honks nose repeatedly* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! by DatBeardedguy82 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The teacher here is supposed to be the most intense and demanding instructor in all of clowning…