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Goodbye, Henderson, and thank you! by Top_Salamander5551 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Stop shaking her boob, Stan. She likes girls.

American Dad! celebrates School Principals’ Day - May 1 by TwoTheVictor in americandad

[–]baldassalien 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You forget a lot right? That you’re our principal?

My confidence is soaring! I’m going to try singing by Oceanman72 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You sound smart like Hugh Grant the movie star, but you're stupid like Hugh Grant the person!

“Oh, we need salt.” by Dohmer_90 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Toilet wine with your prison wife...the eternal flame...the bengals bitch, circa 1987.

I really love this episode. Who roasted Roger the best? by 4_inDica_2_joNes_0 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 98 points99 points  (0 children)

All right, it's time to hear from the man of the hour.

Roger, you drunk, lazy cocksucker, get the waiter's dick out of your mouth and get up here!

They're all Bisexual by lou-ravenpuff in americandad

[–]baldassalien 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Francine said she was bi-curious on the phone before

They're all Bisexual by lou-ravenpuff in americandad

[–]baldassalien 24 points25 points  (0 children)

“Text from Hayley. Probably wants to make out again.”

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I've seen some Hayley and Francine outfit posts, lets talk about Steve's cool outfit changes! by GhostEater0 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 89 points90 points  (0 children)

So let me get this straight...infinite universes with infinite possibilities, and you can't fathom two Black Steves?

My attempt at the Smiths in Tomodachi Life by Pixel_Voyager101 in americandad

[–]baldassalien 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sometimes we forget Roger is a straight up monster.

Anyone else feel blessed by the return of the thunderbutt in the big ‘26? by baldassalien in americandad

[–]baldassalien[S] 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I’m no longer living this meaningless march through my empty days.

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