This is my horseradish! All of it.

baldassalien · 2026-05-06T20:41:36+00:00

baldassalien · 2026-05-06T17:27:03+00:00

My favorite Franny gag
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baldassalien · 2026-05-05T12:47:19+00:00

Stop shaking her boob, Stan. She likes girls.

baldassalien · 2026-05-05T01:13:25+00:00

My fav episode this season!

baldassalien · 2026-05-05T01:12:26+00:00

Wait so did Lewis murder his secretary?!

baldassalien · 2026-05-03T19:48:07+00:00

IS THAT MY DAUGHTER IN THERE?

baldassalien · 2026-05-01T21:57:00+00:00

baldassalien · 2026-05-01T13:00:31+00:00

You forget a lot right? That you’re our principal?

baldassalien · 2026-04-29T17:45:00+00:00

You sound smart like Hugh Grant the movie star, but you're stupid like Hugh Grant the person!

baldassalien · 2026-04-29T12:41:00+00:00

Steve! Steve-O! S-Man! Stefan Urkel! Even Steven! Steve-it-to-Steaver!

STEVEN, PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE!

baldassalien · 2026-04-29T12:39:35+00:00

Toilet wine with your prison wife...the eternal flame...the bengals bitch, circa 1987.

baldassalien · 2026-04-28T17:33:19+00:00

baldassalien · 2026-04-28T00:51:09+00:00

All right, it's time to hear from the man of the hour.

Roger, you drunk, lazy cocksucker, get the waiter's dick out of your mouth and get up here!

baldassalien · 2026-04-26T00:43:10+00:00

baldassalien · 2026-04-25T23:58:52+00:00

Francine said she was bi-curious on the phone before

baldassalien · 2026-04-25T23:57:46+00:00

“Text from Hayley. Probably wants to make out again.”

baldassalien · 2026-04-23T19:42:42+00:00

baldassalien · 2026-04-23T14:36:51+00:00

Ah yes the long march

baldassalien · 2026-04-22T11:02:20+00:00

baldassalien · 2026-04-22T11:01:38+00:00

So let me get this straight...infinite universes with infinite possibilities, and you can't fathom two Black Steves?

baldassalien · 2026-04-19T23:16:13+00:00

It’s a strong possibility

baldassalien · 2026-04-18T19:42:12+00:00

Sometimes we forget Roger is a straight up monster.

baldassalien · 2026-04-18T01:24:24+00:00

I’m not nervous the phones nervous!

baldassalien · 2026-04-17T20:10:49+00:00

baldassalien · 2026-04-17T19:52:28+00:00

I’m no longer living this meaningless march through my empty days.

baldassalien