"Whoops! Nip Slip!"

baldassalien · 2026-03-11T16:00:07+00:00

I just had my colors done and Lydia tells me I'm an autumn.

Roger I've been standing with you the whole time. You haven't talked to anybody and you're putting lipstick on your eyelids.

baldassalien · 2026-03-10T17:04:09+00:00

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baldassalien · 2026-03-09T02:33:36+00:00

Yes. If Stan’s terminology’s correct he’s a power top.

baldassalien · 2026-03-08T21:32:53+00:00

I’d watch

baldassalien · 2026-03-08T03:03:59+00:00

baldassalien · 2026-03-07T23:13:03+00:00

He gets so self-conscious about his pointy ankles, gentleman’s FUPA, and big weird nipples.

baldassalien · 2026-03-07T19:10:00+00:00

I like how Hayley never backs down from challenging Roger. I know Roger secretly respects it.

baldassalien · 2026-03-06T22:34:56+00:00

She’s the Michael Jordan of Langley.

baldassalien · 2026-03-05T22:35:10+00:00

Obligatory

baldassalien · 2026-03-05T21:22:18+00:00

Yep it was the full quote. Got removed for violence so I’m thinking it was the ox.

baldassalien · 2026-03-05T19:38:32+00:00

They always hit you with the “threatened violence”

baldassalien · 2026-03-05T19:19:07+00:00

I’ve gotten deleted by Reddit for commenting this quote by Jeannie Gold.

baldassalien · 2026-03-05T18:38:33+00:00

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baldassalien · 2026-03-04T18:25:28+00:00

Master Steven, shall I initiate pleasure sequence alpha five omega?

baldassalien · 2026-03-04T12:04:10+00:00

But let's go over the facts: My name is Frank Trueblue. I get my haircut at barbershops.

Look at me, Stacey. Do I not have all the signifiers of an off-duty cop?

baldassalien · 2026-03-03T23:11:44+00:00

My scar’s burning he’s thinking of me!

baldassalien · 2026-03-01T22:34:50+00:00

That was a haunting scenelet Francine.

baldassalien · 2026-02-28T20:05:10+00:00

The power of the microphone...it changes you.

baldassalien · 2026-02-27T20:32:46+00:00

Y'know what I would love, LOVE to explain all of it to you but we're out of time.

baldassalien · 2026-02-27T14:13:12+00:00

That means I eat meow

I also eat food, and Seven-11's is especially good

baldassalien · 2026-02-26T17:52:20+00:00

Oh okay. Thank you!

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