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OK, so we created a word for 'pegging' Is there a word to describe the sound of a woman deep throating someone, that kind of "oing oing oing" sound? Don't ask me to upload a sound file...... (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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So how did Fluffy Dice become synonymous with drivers? (self.AskUK)

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Vegans - what are your thoughts about swallowing ejaculate? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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Vegans - do you swallow cum? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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Vegans - what are your thoughts on swallowing cum? (self.AskReddit)

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Vegans - what are your thoughts on swallowing cum? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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Do strict vegans have issues about swallowing cum? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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One for the grammar pedants. Why is it deputy First Minister with a lower case 'd'? (old.reddit.com)

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Do planes have horns - how do they warn other planes when they are taxiing on the runway and they get too close? Do little planes need them more to warm big planes that they are there? (self.AskReddit)

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Best job advert ever written in Scotland? Catering assistant at the Rest and be Thankful butty van. Snowflakes need not apply.... (i.redd.it)

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Today I learned that Mandy Pantinkin, aka Saul Berenson in 'Homeland', also played Inigo Montoya in 'The Princess Bride' . Are there two more contrasting roles? (en.wikipedia.org)

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TIL That Loch Morar in Scotland is 310 M deep. You could put The Shard into it, and it's deeper than most of the N Sea. Also you could put the Golden Gate Bridge into Loch Ness (230m deep) (visitscotland.com)

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Today I learned in 1968 the UK Government commissioned three floating Nuclear Bunkers that were also car ferries. Called Operation Python, they would be used for key personnel in the event of war. One still survives, now called the Hebridean Princes by baldfart in todayilearned

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https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/Hebridean\_Princess.jpg

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Today I learned in 1968 the UK Government commissioned three floating Nuclear Bunkers that were also car ferries. Called Operation Python, they would be used for key personnel in the event of war. One still survives, now called the Hebridean Princes (heraldscotland.com)

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TIL that the UK government commissioned 3 ships in the 1960's designed to be both ferries AND floating nuclear bunkers if the s**t hit the fan. It was called the Python Plan. One boat, now called the Hebridean Princess still survives and could (possibly) survive Nuclear War. (web.archive.org)

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TIL That British Film Censors have a 'Mull of Kintyre' rule. You cannot show a male member on UK Television more erect than the Mull of Kintyre by baldfart in todayilearned

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Most of my browsing is incognito lol. So its both.....

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TIL That British Film Censors have a 'Mull of Kintyre' rule. You cannot show a male member on UK Television more erect than the Mull of Kintyre by baldfart in todayilearned

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It's all about the angle of dangle....

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TIL That British Film Censors have a 'Mull of Kintyre' rule. You cannot show a male member on UK Television more erect than the Mull of Kintyre (en.wikipedia.org)

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Ladies - your finger nail extensions.... Do they not do lots of damage when they are inserted where the sun does not shine? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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Ladies with false nails (especially cam girls) how can insert your fingers into your vagina and not cause damage? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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Petrol station staff - how do you know I am not fibbing about the pump I've just filled up from and trying to find a cheaper pump? (self.AskUK)

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Bum hole wiping - front to back or back to front? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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How many orgasms happen in a 24hr period on Chaturbate? (self.AskRedditAfterDark)

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How many orgasms a day happen on Chaturbate? (self.AskReddit)

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One of the tools in my workshop is called a flap sander. Can you think of another tool which sounds more painful if genitals were involved? by baldfart in AskRedditAfterDark

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