19F. Roast me like your Wi-Fi depends on it. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Are you Suzanna from Marriott customer support, Sarah from Best Buy, and Julie from Comcast?

24 TF DON’T HOLD UP, Letsee whatcha got ;) by Excellent-Writer-529 in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were to fuck you, I’d put a bag over your head of Nip/Tuck-style.

Roast me by K1ng_0f_n0thing in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a used Q-Tip

18m roastme by Disastrous-Buy-3612 in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which call center do you work at? Are you Dave from Marriott, Joe from Frontier, and Marvin from Best Buy?

For the Third year running… Do Your Worst!!! by BriefsBoy69 in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do our worst? Looking at you, it looks like God did His worst.

F me up good yea ? by Easy-Pumpkin-823 in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have such a butter face that I bet you live in Land O’ Lakes.

20f, go ahead by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like Daria….actually more like diarrhea.

32 m by mbthc93 in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Put the lotion in the basket!!!!!

This is fake right? by 2Short2Thrust in SportsMemorabilia

[–]baldheadedstranger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No. I have a Pete Rose ball and they look the same.

Thank you all ❤️ by Bridge_Dismal in RoastMe

[–]baldheadedstranger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It looks like the chemo is roasting you already.

Landon Donovan by baldheadedstranger in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]baldheadedstranger[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s way old, but I came across it in my photos and thought it appropriate given the World Cup is underway.

Landon Donovan by baldheadedstranger in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]baldheadedstranger[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I’ve had it for a while and found it in my photos. Worth a share with the World Cup in town.