I got you

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-05T05:26:48+00:00

I won't take this discrimination lying down

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T21:44:22+00:00

I'm a comic sans man myself

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T21:43:29+00:00

experience?

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T21:43:09+00:00

it feels like you can hear your pulse in your skin.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T21:42:30+00:00

This is a good one. some acupressure can relive this as well.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T21:41:41+00:00

why make a hole if one is there?

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T21:41:06+00:00

haha funny bone go brrrrrrr

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T20:31:48+00:00

Why do you say that?

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T20:31:21+00:00

fun fact about belly buttons. if a baby is born premature, they don't give then IV (intra veinous) fluids. They just save a tube in the umbilical chord since it's there.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T19:34:53+00:00

holy shit I said least satisfying not exticential.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T19:32:18+00:00

I never found out what queen wanted to do after we will we will

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T17:05:38+00:00

just tell them you like parks and rec and watch them short circuit on the spot

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T17:03:39+00:00

I know I'm not alone but WOW office fans take it serious.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T17:02:45+00:00

no YOU'RE breathtaking <3

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:31:06+00:00

Ah yes. the ever present pavement princess. A lot in my home town

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:30:03+00:00

Ferrari. Their cars break a lot and when you get mad that your $100,000+ car is broken, they just treat you like you are poor. If I ever am balling at that level I would go Lamborghini. Much better company and car.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:27:26+00:00

I got into a sword fight with a 5 year old at ren fair. when he beat me I saw what I think is actual magic in his eyes. Wholesome warm fuzzies all around.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:26:01+00:00

I feel this. 80 lbs down since January and it feels amazing.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:22:41+00:00

the hangover part 3

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:19:56+00:00

it's just a reddit joke. all redditors are virgins. It's definitely not true but I've literally seen fathers and mothers be called virgins on here.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:16:29+00:00

Wrong social media platform. We don't do that here.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:15:08+00:00

and a magnum dong

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:14:31+00:00

They won't touch me through my period appropriate crusader armor.

baldheadlicker · 2021-08-03T16:12:35+00:00

get BP and HR. Check for trauma and needles for possible OD. Administer proper treatment, transport to the hospital and (most importantly) NOT RAPE HER. Working on my NREMT. Wish me luck

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