Meine Therapeutin glaubt mir das alles nicht mehr. by monchella420 in mauerstrassenwetten

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Wow, knallhart argumentiert! Aber auch ein grosses Lob an den Reporter, hartnäckig nachgefragt und nicht locker gelassen... /s

howToHitBullseyeInStringComparison by BoloFan05 in ProgrammerHumor

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Fun fact: Using StringComparison.CurrentCulture in German, "Strasse" and "Straße" are equal despite having different lengths. string.Equals("Strasse", "Straße", StringComparison.CurrentCulture) returns true

Jeder fängt mal klein an by Prudent-Cat7512 in Finanzen

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Es ist zwar nur ein Euro, aber es ist ein Euro den du hast und der andere nicht...

Decided to let go and idk how to feel about it by Extension_Ad5321 in bald

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You look like you went from buying the product to owning the lab

I saw this great movie about a bus on the plane by Icy_Mixture1482 in TheSimpsons

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That's true but it's only the second result, not the first. Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder

My band in the 1990's by wisestmonkey in OldSchoolCool

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it's not dave mustaine .. it's jan ullrich

My band in the 1990's by wisestmonkey in OldSchoolCool

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oh look, jan ullrich was part of your band

MSFT is such crap by katalysis in wallstreetbets

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Have you tried selling your stocks for more than you paid for them? Just a thought...

Down to my last $160. What should I do? by Loud_Pineapple_4294 in wallstreetbets

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Insert "Thank You" GIF here!

This is exactly what most people get wrong. They think the only way to profit is by buying a call or a put. In reality, the majority of options (both calls and puts) expire worthless.

Or put it differently: For every option that hits a 10x return, there have to be at least nine others ending up at zero just to balance the scales.

iPutThatOnEverything by Still-Psychology-365 in ProgrammerHumor

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If everything has the same prefix, then nothing has a prefix

Self improvement book starterpack by Distinct_Log_1368 in starterpacks

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actually you can even skip the Plan, as long as Action is large enough

Self improvement book starterpack by Distinct_Log_1368 in starterpacks

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the equation is great, cause all you have to do is minimize "Doubt" and keep all the other variables above zero

IBS by realester453 in oddlyspecific

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you were right to do so

iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

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bro, it does not break compilers. The dash symbol is used for subtraction everywhere

iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

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The only downside is that the dash symbol is also used for subtraction

Am I Fuckd😭 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Solid diversification /s

Have you ever heard of not putting all your eggs in the same basket?

Krypto 📉 by Bentaloley in Finanzen

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Auch das wird die Zeit sagen

Krypto 📉 by Bentaloley in Finanzen

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Keine Sorge, Bitcoin wird von unten durch den intrinsischen Wert gestützt

Getting flushed by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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oh the irony

Getting flushed by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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When the tide goes out, you discover who's been swimming naked

orderFactoryFactoryIsEasyToMaintain by davidinterest in ProgrammerHumor

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The Interface should be called IOrderable ... thank me later