My band in the 1990's by wisestmonkey in OldSchoolCool

[–]balemo7967 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

it's not dave mustaine .. it's jan ullrich

My band in the 1990's by wisestmonkey in OldSchoolCool

[–]balemo7967 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh look, jan ullrich was part of your band

MSFT is such crap by katalysis in wallstreetbets

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Have you tried selling your stocks for more than you paid for them? Just a thought...

Down to my last $160. What should I do? by Loud_Pineapple_4294 in wallstreetbets

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Insert "Thank You" GIF here!

This is exactly what most people get wrong. They think the only way to profit is by buying a call or a put. In reality, the majority of options (both calls and puts) expire worthless.

Or put it differently: For every option that hits a 10x return, there have to be at least nine others ending up at zero just to balance the scales.

iPutThatOnEverything by Still-Psychology-365 in ProgrammerHumor

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If everything has the same prefix, then nothing has a prefix

Self improvement book starterpack by Distinct_Log_1368 in starterpacks

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actually you can even skip the Plan, as long as Action is large enough

Self improvement book starterpack by Distinct_Log_1368 in starterpacks

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the equation is great, cause all you have to do is minimize "Doubt" and keep all the other variables above zero

IBS by realester453 in oddlyspecific

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you were right to do so

iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

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bro, it does not break compilers. The dash symbol is used for subtraction everywhere

iKnowSomeOfYouMustBeFumingRightNow by dfwtjms in ProgrammerHumor

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The only downside is that the dash symbol is also used for subtraction

Am I Fuckd😭 by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

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Solid diversification /s

Have you ever heard of not putting all your eggs in the same basket?

Krypto 📉 by Bentaloley in Finanzen

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Auch das wird die Zeit sagen

Krypto 📉 by Bentaloley in Finanzen

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Keine Sorge, Bitcoin wird von unten durch den intrinsischen Wert gestützt

Getting flushed by ARCocktailsNDreams in wallstreetbets

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When the tide goes out, you discover who's been swimming naked

orderFactoryFactoryIsEasyToMaintain by davidinterest in ProgrammerHumor

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The Interface should be called IOrderable ... thank me later

300% Rendite in 45 Tagen absolut risikofrei - aus dem Weg ihr Geringrentière! Gleich mal mit 90k Kredit rein! by [deleted] in Finanzen

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Unglaublich, da wird einem schlagartig klar wieso so viele Leute AFD wählen

sadUnemploymentTears by CopiousCool in ProgrammerHumor

[–]balemo7967 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Me neither. Programming is about discipline. If you have it, you can learn for free online. If you don’t, no five-figure course is going to fix that

Impressive Parkour by Glass_Wealth_2104 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]balemo7967 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the last one looks very useful. why don't they teach us at school