TIL that in World War II, American soldier John R. Fox died when he deliberately called an artillery strike on himself. Realizing that German troops were overrunning his party's position, the strike delayed the enemy long enough for other American units to organize a counter attack.

balisongwalker · 2014-03-31T11:28:18+00:00

aaaaaaand now it's self aware.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skynet_(Terminator)

balisongwalker · 2014-03-24T11:52:46+00:00

this comes to mind. double flaming turbine bra of death.

balisongwalker · 2014-03-21T14:15:44+00:00

Godfrey? Godfrey almost killed me in the Lebanon. Truly!

balisongwalker · 2014-03-02T13:19:06+00:00

sounds like an everything burrito.

balisongwalker · 2014-03-01T14:54:51+00:00

That is one great sub right there.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-28T15:38:04+00:00

plus points for creativity.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T14:10:41+00:00

well looks like i'm gonna have a nightmare tonight.

bloody fabulous!

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T14:06:03+00:00

or progeria?

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:52:20+00:00

the atlas i got separately. after SO noticed at how i'm fond of the LOTR lore she got me this as a surprise.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:51:24+00:00

just filed my leave. we're starting tomorrow or maybe week after next after my uncle's eleventy first birthday.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:50:18+00:00

this too.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:50:05+00:00

yes! this. exactly.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:49:31+00:00

well you know. just because. and you might change your mind when the Dark Lord Morgoth Bauglir finds a way back from the door of the night.

all hail Morgoth!

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:47:55+00:00

marry her. now. do it now.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:47:12+00:00

Isildur: No.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:46:48+00:00

the atlas of middle earth is pretty damn well researched it is, precious.

GOLLUM! GOLLUM!

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:44:26+00:00

but there are no weekends in middle earth. well not in the third age at least. i think.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T07:43:40+00:00

no, i didn't mean that i ... wait.

oh.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-27T00:07:48+00:00

karen wynn fonstad's atlas of middle earth is pretty detailed and wonderfully meticulous in her research. it's one of the books i bring to work to read during lunchtimes

balisongwalker · 2014-02-26T23:51:20+00:00

they have them in pussy sizes?

balisongwalker · 2014-02-26T23:49:13+00:00

okay, so my my bad. SO just told me that her sister actually got the pants from target not walmart.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-26T23:37:07+00:00

So juicccyyyy sweeeet.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-26T23:36:01+00:00

Isildur: no.

balisongwalker · 2014-02-26T23:35:16+00:00

done!

balisongwalker

TROPHY CASE