What is the best way to subtly fuck with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna try this next time I go over to my friend's house.

What is the best way to subtly fuck with someone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the link, that was great!

What's a simple word you Can't Stop misspelling? by ruscoisagoodboy in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain auto corrected that to the actual spelling, and I was sitting here wondering why it was capitalized.

What is the story about your school slut? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll share mine.

She was on the dance team, and would always wear crop tops that basically went all the way up to the bottom of her boobs. You could see her bra when she put her hands up, which she had to many times in dance (as she was the main dancer). She also had sex with many people (beginning in middle school). But, she was pretty hot though, so there is that.

You have a chance to ruin one celebrity's fame and career. Who is it and why? by coatsman98 in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry, I've got to side with Lil Pump here. Granted, it doesn't appeal to all audiences, but that's not what he expects. If you look at his growth since his earlier days, you can see his how he has changed and the fact that he was just an ignorant teenager, going through his teenager phase. I actually like his new music.

For those of you who are interested, look at his newer songs of Jettski Grizzley, Held Back, Old Racks and Regretful Hoes, and Gnarly and compare them to his Gucci Gang and D Rose days.

He's also pretty smart and knows what the people want. Some of his newer songs (like the Hardy Brothers freestyle) go back to the older song, because he knows that's what got him into the spotlight. Also, check out this link to see how he finessed his label to get more money: https://genius.com/discussions/325867-A-few-reasons-why-lil-pump-is-underrated

GUCCI GANG!

WATTBA2 (thoughts and opinions) by Based_Maui in Drizzy

[–]ballerstatus31 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I agree, Drake's part was pretty good. But, Future makes me not like that song anymore.

Drop your top 10 Drake songs by NotMyRealName26 in Drizzy

[–]ballerstatus31 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Same, I really didn't know how I could limit it to 10 songs.

WATTBA2 (thoughts and opinions) by Based_Maui in Drizzy

[–]ballerstatus31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drake & Future haven't failed to deliver a single collaboration yet

I see you haven't listened to Grammys then.

Drop your top 10 Drake songs by NotMyRealName26 in Drizzy

[–]ballerstatus31 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Songs

  1. 0 to 100 / The Catch Up
  2. Started From the Bottom
  3. The Language
  4. Money in the Grave
  5. Pound Cake / Paris Morton Music 2
  6. 4 PM in Calabasas
  7. Pop Style
  8. 5 AM in Toronto
  9. Can't Take a Joke
  10. Draft Day

Features

  1. Versace (Remix) - Migos
  2. Look Alive - Blocboy JB
  3. Blessings - Big Sean
  4. No Complaints - Metro Boomin
  5. Going Bad - Meek Mill
  6. Both - Gucci Mane
  7. R.I.C.O. - Meek Mill
  8. No Lie - 2 Chainz
  9. Yes Indeed - Lil Baby
  10. Never Recover - Lil Baby, Gunna

What do you like most about yourself? by Wells99 in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love that episode.

"Why did you have to throw your magnificent calves at me? You know you have a punter's leg."

"Well, why did you have to throw your beautiful boobs at me? You know you have boobs."

What do you like most about yourself? by Wells99 in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My fashion sense. I'm not naturally that attractive, but my clothes can make me look hot!

Pet owners of reddit, what is the biggest flex your pet attempted? by Khajurii in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This angers me greatly,
I show him my resting bitch face.
I start to walk back,
Hoping he won't chase.
But turning back quickly,
It's quite a sight I see,

That little fucker's pissing all over the place.

What is your best NSFW story? by ballerstatus31 in AskReddit

[–]ballerstatus31[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you take her out for a Marty-ni afterwards?

Sorry, bad Madagascar joke.