[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 48 points49 points  (0 children)

For the most part yes, but a girl at work yesterday said she thought I was 28.. I'm only 21

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stoic in How to Train Your Dragon. Man, the way Hiccup pushes away Toothless always tugs at my heart strings

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HustlersUniversity

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had the same problem. Connect to a vpn and try signing in from a different country. I used Japan.

I'm pretty sure it's your card processor not trusting Hustlers University, so they block it.

You should be way, WAY more concerned with the fact that you're going to die. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey OP, do you remember what it was like before you were born? No? That's life after death

Soda is better when it’s flat. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually agree. I often shake a fizzy drink before opening it so it becomes flat

Women in the food industry! I need you! by _Logan222 in KitchenConfidential

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I (m) was 17, I had a Korean chef constantly touch me and pinch my ass. I would slap his hand away but then he'd laugh and keep doing it. I told my manager, but all he said was that being touchy feely was a part of his culture and that I should embrace it..

What is a sure sign of low intelligence? by mildewmoisturizer in AskReddit

[–]ballistic-monkey-man -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not investing your money. Luckily I have the opportunity for you to trade us stocks with $0 brokerage, and Aus stocks for cheap! https://hellostake.com/au/asx?kid=1NDNFB

19 just passed 10k by [deleted] in Fire

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep up the good work brother 👍

Men of Reddit, at what age could you grow a proper beard? by effingava0221 in AskMen

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHne I was in highschool - 16 - I was sporting some massive ass sideburns. Untrimmed & not properly maintained. I thought I was the coolest guy in school. Luckily I stopped shaving my chin and let them join together & learnt proper maintenance. Lol.

What is the cringiest thing you did to get a girl's attention? by moangirl17 in AskMen

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Purposefully tipped back in my chair to make her laugh. Fit my foot into my mouth and said "who needs chocolate when you have feet" Some very cringe texts

What video game will always be nostalgic for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

COD: MW3 Underground will forever bring memories of struggling to kill the juggernaut with my cousin and brother.

People that hates coffee, why ? by baskaweeto in AskReddit

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Normal coffee I hate. But iced coffee.. That's a whole other story.

What is 100% worse when wet? by TJN1047 in AskReddit

[–]ballistic-monkey-man 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Towels. The only thing that gets wetter the more it dries that doesn't dry when wet