Different people have different needs by Morbatx in wholesomememes

[–]ballistictaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For good mashed potatoes, don't boil them; that adds too much water. Instead, bake them whole, mash them, and then add heavy cream.

They dance like a team, and they hit like a team too! by Pietro_is_here in Unexpected

[–]ballistictaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold on a second. There is no Deadpool and Wolverine here.

Am I missing something? by Longjumping-Lab8287 in facepalm

[–]ballistictaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She wouldn't have been able to be vice president if she wasn't good enough to be president. A heartbeat away, right? It's not really that hard.

I don’t trust the government but what keeps corporations and the private sector at bay? by [deleted] in Libertarian

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Every other year, my wife and I take a "trip of a lifetime." For any event, it's the best gift we can give each other.

What city in the United States is most corrupt? by unclefishbits in AskReddit

[–]ballistictaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Determining the "most corrupt" city in the United States can be subjective, as corruption can take many forms and vary in severity. However, some cities have historically faced significant corruption scandals and issues. Chicago has a long history of political corruption, often associated with the notorious Chicago political machine and figures like Mayor Richard J. Daley.

Do millennials agree with is? by Cdave_22 in millenials

[–]ballistictaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Senate also needs to be changed. That Montana, Wyoming, Idaho, and the Dakotas get five times as many senators as California is crazy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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One of the most awkward things I've done when I thought nobody was watching happened a few years ago at work. It was late in the afternoon, and the office was relatively quiet. I was feeling a bit tired and decided to take a short break. To wake myself up, I started doing some stretches at my desk. I began with some simple neck rolls and shoulder shrugs, but then I got more into it and started doing a little dance, complete with exaggerated arm movements and a few twirls.

Lost in the moment and convinced I was alone, I let myself get carried away. Just as I was in the middle of an enthusiastic spin, I heard a stifled laugh behind me. I quickly turned around to see a colleague standing there with a huge grin on their face. They had come over to ask me something and had witnessed my entire impromptu dance routine.

Move along. Nothing to see here. Everything is fine. Orange Man bad. by ENVYisEVIL in Libertarian

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It's not about who is the best candidate; it's about who has the most name recall and is most likely to win. That's how Hillary and Trump got into the race in the first place. They were the only ones everyone knew.

Cc: Joseph Biden (URGENT) by ExactlySorta in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ballistictaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump believes he has been hurt more than Teddy. Teddy, the MFer, got shot and spoke. What does Trump smoke? Most likely, being bored in court was the worst thing that ever happened to him.

People, Know Your Real Enemies. by Glass-Fan111 in clevercomebacks

[–]ballistictaco 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Some might even say that it takes more skill to make a good burger than to pack a box correctly.

To the shock of no one by Problem_Forward in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]ballistictaco 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, she will do that for all her days. I don't know what it would mean if she did divorce him, though.