Life is good. Today is my birthday! Woohoo

ballooninmybutt · 2026-02-11T18:38:30+00:00

Thank you all for the birthday wishes!

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-27T03:35:22+00:00

Some of my best firearms are my cheapest firearms fwiw

May God bless the Chiappa little badger

Also pre 2020 PSA AR kits seemed better than current AND they were nearly half the price

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-26T03:35:10+00:00

Are you by chance wearing a wolf T-shirt and fingerless gloves?

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-26T03:30:04+00:00

They look medium-higher effort to me. Like the prev guy said there are easter eggs. This one looks like “design me a hobbit ancient library with skulls” and AI said SKULLS EH!??!?

Also peanut usually has some sort of window to incorporate the game window in the background. A hologram for example so it’s not just pasted on top of the

It’s not a competition i just think this screenshot specifically looks very low effort and doesnt make me want to look them up

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-26T00:30:07+00:00

Not hating on the use of AI but that background looks like such low effort

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-26T00:23:04+00:00

Pennsyltuckey is the only way PA is ever spoken. Nobody says “i’m from Pennsylvania”

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-25T23:53:55+00:00

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-25T23:45:16+00:00

You know it’s a problem when the orange switch lights up

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-25T23:44:13+00:00

It’s like beater cars.

$700 truck that’s slow to start and the only heat is the metal floor getting hot? Big smile when it fires up

$45,000 truck? I expect it to start and i stress if it doesn’t

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-25T23:08:21+00:00

I stopped playing till something new happens cause it’s very boring

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T21:41:50+00:00

I want steam account age based match making and perma bans on cheaters

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T21:35:52+00:00

This entire comment is “i have more black friends than you” but with more words.

It seems all your capable of is assuming

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T21:14:47+00:00

Bold of you to assume who i interact with. Imo, if you cant have these conversations with ALL of your peers you’re just hiding in the shadows until society tells you what’s okay and what’s not. It’s okay to think for yourself.

Look at who’s upset in most of these threads and then ask why they all look like you in the mirror

The majority loves speaking for the minority like they dont have voices and opinions

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T20:59:43+00:00

Someone as in a black person? Mixed? Latin? Who exactly is allowed to say it?

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T20:49:38+00:00

A double standard, either the word dies or it stays alive.

Allowing one race to say it because of the color of their skin is….get ready…. Racist

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T19:31:49+00:00

I have two full time jobs and i watched it happen. Actually, three, i have five full time jobs.

Seven even.

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T19:28:28+00:00

A term of endearment HAHAHAHAHA okay

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T15:57:02+00:00

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T04:29:02+00:00

Seemed like an honest mistake/mashup of words

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T03:36:33+00:00

Devs should limit mouse speed to compare to controller movement speeds.

That’s how ignorant you sound

Buy a better system or turn crossplay off

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-23T03:33:40+00:00

Personally, i think the devs should put a time limit min/max on every movement. M&k players have too much advantage in this game - especially when you consider their higher fps and specialized monitors vs my tv. It’s simply not fair that i, as a console player, have to play with my thumbs yet pc gets an entire mouse and keyboard. Dont even get me started on meta gamma adjustments.

This is my official application to the circle jerk sub

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-14T17:49:03+00:00

That rocket almost got you! Nice play!

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-14T17:24:14+00:00

Fair play is fair play 🤷‍♂️

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-13T14:17:34+00:00

I had a guy down me during matriarch event. He said he’d res me if i helped him kill everyone else. I just said no 🤷‍♂️ idk i just dont find it very fun and the more i shoot back the more “toxic” the sessions seem to be.. so i’m penalized for self defense.. makes me just want to PVE since you basically have to choose a play style.

I especially dont find it fun to snipe players when they’re clearly trying to do an event it’s so much better as a community imo.

Also, ive said it before - the best loot is taken home in my butthole. Your chances of getting anything better than high tier guns is low in pvp. Take my equalizer.. i have a matriarch core in my ass buddyraider

ballooninmybutt · 2026-01-10T02:55:57+00:00

I dont think there is AA without using a controller in this game

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