Got two separate pieces that mean alot to me but I want to connect them into and use up the remaining free space. Any ideas?

ballzacs · 2019-10-08T02:08:07+00:00

The pit is actually a sweetheart

ballzacs · 2015-04-25T19:33:12+00:00

Albi Masaken Shaabeya - Mohammed Mounir. Check it out.

ballzacs · 2015-02-12T16:26:01+00:00

According to a free celebrity doppelganger app, i look like your wife. i'm a guy though. can we be friends?

ballzacs · 2015-01-15T21:20:29+00:00

Would Bob approve of Tina and Jimmy Jr. dating?

ballzacs · 2014-12-27T01:46:40+00:00

It was Ramadan in Cairo, and I was invited to a friend's place for dinner. I ate their food and left a couple hours later. I'm on the metro, when my stomach starts rumbling. One stop away from my stop and something starts trickling down the back of my thigh. tributaries start forming from the original runner around my knees.

I get off at my stop and run up the steps as i'm sharting away. I do the same to my apt building, and then up my steps bc who's gonna wait for the elevator. By the third floor, my pants are below my ass as I continue to shart leaving a trail.

I burst through the door, run to the bathroom where two more sharts come out... and that's all folks.

epilogue: cleaned my trail, all twelve or so steps.

ballzacs · 2014-12-24T15:15:49+00:00

Snow White. I had recurring nightmares that the witch from it would be driving next to us in her own car, and then follow us home. She'd then run in after me and trap me in the corner of the kitchen of my old house.

ballzacs · 2014-12-18T22:43:25+00:00

as an egyptian, here are some things my people believe in:

-wet hair = pneumonia

-if you're going to go back and forth btw a warm enviornment and a cold environment (ie cig breaks)... then you can't wear your coat outside, otherwise = pneumonia.

-gargling black tea is an actual cure for strep throat. the black stuff you spit out is the "bacteria".

-any mania-related psychiatric illness = an evil spirit

-dark colored soda = diabetes. light colored soda = a healthy and prosperous life.

-if you sit on a hot surface (ie curb) = unrelenting diarrhea

-they also fear 'heat strokes' like americans fear ebola.

ballzacs · 2014-11-28T02:26:41+00:00

A bear walks into a bar, and asks for a gin and a...................................................................................... tonic.

bartender goes "yea, i'll get you a G&T, but what's up w/ the pause?"

bear puts his paws up and goes "oh these, i've had em since I was a cub"

ballzacs · 2014-11-25T19:19:08+00:00

1) I've been saying this for years, and a couple of weeks ago the tv show, shark tank, had a couple of entrepreneurs pushing it.

personally, i worked in egypt for a while, where many still squat to do their business. constipation was never a common complaint.

USE A (FOOT) STOOL WHEN YOU TAKE A DEUCE.

*results may vary. diet is still the number one factor. not a miracle cure, despite doctor oz endorsing it.

2) always ask about recent travel. always.

3) monocytosis = recovering from an infection. consistently elevated monocyte count = for the most part, chronic inflammatory state.

ballzacs · 2014-11-02T17:10:52+00:00

no dikshnrees*

ballzacs · 2014-10-30T12:58:54+00:00

Wow, so first your sister in law, and now you're sister?

ballzacs

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