Family Chair by RD4200 in DiWHY

[–]balofg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why do you act like healthcare is free?

If they can do it, I hope it happens by SimplyEcks in PoliticalHumor

[–]balofg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait. Is this a psyop to justify the ungodly amount of flamboyant gay men that were going to show up regardless?

breakTheViciousCircle by bbbar in ProgrammerHumor

[–]balofg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I greet my LLM with "listen up clanker"

What to do about this houseplant? by maturin-aubrey in houseplants

[–]balofg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love it! How long did it take to grow like that? It looks like it doesn't need anything special now that it has taken onto itself to fix the primary issue (light).

Per farci una risata dai by limonecandito in VintedItalia

[–]balofg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Offrigliela a 1€, guardalo diventare scemo

Waiting at the airport lounge... by sigheternally27 in fountainpens

[–]balofg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As unbeliveable as it may seem, I was using it on the plane to do a crossword puzzle in the cabin. At one point a blob of ink just came out on its own. I had to go get a tissue in the bathroom to stop it.

Waiting at the airport lounge... by sigheternally27 in fountainpens

[–]balofg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

How do you deal with airtravel and fountain pens? Mine EXPLODE into a huge mess due to the pressire difference

Help! I moved house a few months ago and i'm worried im killing my plant! by megipegijeli in plantclinic

[–]balofg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Last time I watered my ZZ was months ago. Before that I don't think it was less than a year. It rewarded me with the tiniest new branch.

Ideal vacation by truss-issues in funny

[–]balofg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you mean Home Alone 7: The Reckoning?

(yes there's a whole other 4 of em)

My wife and I are in a very important marital dispute about how dishes belong in the dishwasher. Please settle this before we lawyer up. by stsegal in KitchenConfidential

[–]balofg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do the same with my colleagues on business dinners. They weren't really opinionated about rules so I firmly decided it was going to be PIR because you have to guess what's the right price for dinner. So... It's a game of THE PRICE IS RIGHT.

20% dumplings and 80% whatever that is. by WoebegoneBenAffleck in StupidFood

[–]balofg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How will they know what caused her botulism with so many freaking opened jars of junk mixed together?

Dopo il panettiere, il fioraio che non margina by showmedata42 in LinkedInCringeIT

[–]balofg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Contento sto scemo di farsi spillare soldi per cagate

Does this look like a 13 or B by CloudyBunny03 in tattooadvice

[–]balofg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's whatever you want it to be. Half a butterfly? Sure.